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"Walking Eagle" Obama

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  • DaveHD Offline
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    A.P. News release 7/29/08

    [COLOR="Wheat"][INDENT]**Walking Eagle ****- **Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York .He spoke for almost an hour on His future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should He one day become the President. He referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his 'red sisters and brothers'.

    At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

    **A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name had given to the Senator. They explained that **Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
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    • GnArKiLlG Offline
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      hahaha thats fucking great!!!

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        amm i missing something? i dont see anything?

        here a psht, there psht, everywhere a psht psht
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          SPANISH-RICE;230140 wrote:
          amm i missing something? i dont see anything?

          highlght the post, it is in white font...

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            LoL, that was great. Quite unexpected too.

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            • SPANISH-RICES Offline
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              very dumb question... is that real?

              here a psht, there psht, everywhere a psht psht
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                ...... waiting for the hippie Tad to respond

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                  Hah!

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                  • wesholeW Offline
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                    Funny shit right there.

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                      SPANISH-RICE;230152 wrote:
                      very dumb question... is that real?

                      Highly doubtful but that would be great if it was!

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                      • DaveHD Offline
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                        Pretty sure it's not real, but it is pretty funny.

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                          I lol'd

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                          > Mitch Hedberg wrote:
                          > I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.

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