Mad Cat

[DelSlow]

I killed 2 with my bare hands once.

[zbrown]

DelSlow;262040 wrote:
I killed 2 with my bare hands once.

simultaneously??

[DelSlow]

Obviously, one with each hand. Then I cooked em up and ate them.

[JN210]

DelSlow;262044 wrote:
Obviously, one with each hand. Then I cooked em up and ate them.

god you are badass!!!

[DelSlow]

Wow, JN210 patronizing me?

Fuck my life.

[capitlj]

DelSlow = Bill Brasky?

[bubba]

weshole;262033 wrote:
I'd like to see anybody put their dog up against that bad boy.

mine would probably eat it...

[JN210]

bubba;262065 wrote:
mine would probably eat it...

thats what a real dog would want to do...mine would probably either want to; A. Fuck it, or B: be friends with it.

[bubba]

JN210;262076 wrote:
thats what a real dog would want to do...mine would probably either want to; A. Fuck it, or B: be friends with it.

Sounds like u have a gay dog... which can further prove our assumptions:

You have gay dog.
Dogs take after their owners.
Therefore you are gay.

[PSiedTSi]

bubba;262065 wrote:
mine would probably eat it...

Werd, I was just going to say I'm in for that challenge lol...if my dog we're about 3 years younger it'd be no match I'm afraid lol

[weshole]

You guys are delusional. <u>Pound for pound</u>, cat will mop the floor with a dog. Brandon, your dog is big and all but it would have it's hands full with that cat. I wouldnt even want to imagine the carnage the fight would bring. I guarantee that your dog if he did overcome the cat fight, would be severely fucked up. As big as your dog is, would you put it up against a cat it's own size like a mountain lion?

[JN210]

bubba;262082 wrote:
Sounds like u have a gay dog... which can further prove our assumptions:

You have gay dog.
Dogs take after their owners.
Therefore you are gay.

I dont own the dog..It just so happens to live in the same house.

[zbrown]

JN210;262098 wrote:
I dont own the dog..I just let it fuck the living shit out of me in the same house.

ok then..

[Raider]

like Wes said Im sure the bobcat would cause some major carnage in whatever it tangled with

[capitlj]

That thing would fuck a dog up good. Ever see a house cat fight a dog that far outweighs it, the dog never wins. That thing is at least 3 times the size of a house cat.

[weshole]

Ive seen firsthand what a bobcat can do to a lab and Sheppard together when it was cornered.

[zbrown]

Yes the cat is gonna fuck up a dog.... but i dont see it killing a larger frame one....

the cat doesn't have a big enough jaw to grip the neck...... The dog does, and if it got the neck it would be done

[weshole]

zbrown;262111 wrote:
if it got the neck it would be done

That's a big "IF".

[bubba]

zbrown;262111 wrote:
Yes the cat is gonna fuck up a dog.... but i dont see it killing a larger frame one....

the cat doesn't have a big enough jaw to grip the neck...... The dog does, and if it got the neck it would be done

This is what I was thinking... my dog could prob fit most if not all of that cats head in his mouth...

[PSiedTSi]

Well, in all fairness, my dog is part wolf, so I'm sure that wouldn't hurt one bit. It's got a hardcore killer instinct. It tackled my 275lb lineman buddy in high school and had his neck within .01 secs. My dog would have to be pretty pissed off tho I'm sure. Cornering the "cat" when the dog is merely "toying" doesn't really count. I know it wouldn't be a "clean" victory for the dog, but I guarantee the cats not walking when its done. I've seen my dog "hunt" something that's disturbed it.

And if you want to compare to house cats, ask my 30lb cat how the view is from inside my dogs mouth(more than one occasion my dog has picked him up by the head, with it completely in her mouth), luckily she was just "playing" with the cat and didn't do any real harm.