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  • ichibankillaI Offline
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    ichibankilla
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    #5

    US cargo ships + Phalanx Weapon System = No more pirates.

    Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
    Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
    Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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    • capitljC Offline
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      #6

      If that pirate doesn't keep his mouth shut he's gonna wake up with the business end of a SEAL's CAR-15 in his face.

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      > Mitch Hedberg wrote:
      > I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.

      ASE certified parts specialist.
      2004 Impala LS 3.8

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      • GarageAlchemistG Offline
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        I wanna buy a little skiff, throw a .50 on the front and hire out to cargo companies for protection on their runs. ANyone wanna join? I've never been to the ocean, and as a plus we get to shoot pirates.

        97 GTi, 03 KJ

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        • MisterCMKM Offline
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          #8

          GarageAlchemist;271056 wrote:
          I wanna buy a little skiff, throw a .50 on the front and hire out to cargo companies for protection on their runs. ANyone wanna join? I've never been to the ocean, and as a plus we get to shoot pirates.

          Let me know how that works for you.

          FASTER THAN DUBBSY

          > thrash;315544 wrote:
          > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
          >
          > Ford is back :)

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          • amichezeA Offline
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            #9

            http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20090415/pl_politico/21245_1

            2006 Audi A3 2.0T

            "My country, right or wrong." is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober." - G. K. Chesterton

            > Fargostreet Trolls wrote:
            > i must be stupid

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            • zbrownZ Offline
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              DrifterExtreme;270979 wrote:
              ?

              Do they know who they "fighting" against?

              they wont be fighting against much in time as the way this country is headed

              rx7-8.89@157mph
              12v dodge, twins

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              • JN210J Offline
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                ^no shit, China owns us....

                *1989 Nissan 300ZX Z31 *
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                > DelSlow;262050 wrote:
                > I like the new JN210

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                • bubbaB Offline
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                  GarageAlchemist;271056 wrote:
                  I wanna buy a little skiff, throw a .50 on the front and hire out to cargo companies for protection on their runs. ANyone wanna join? I've never been to the ocean, and as a plus we get to shoot pirates.

                  I shoot, u drive...

                  Current Cars:
                  08 Honda Ruckus - Stunt Machine
                  93 Subaru Impreza L - DD/ Winter beater
                  90 Honda CRX - Project car
                  90 Honda CRX Dx - Burnt (R.I.P.) - Racecar

                  Past Cars: 85 Chevy C-10, 87 Dodge D-50, 91 Honda Prelude Si, 91 Buick Regal, 91 Acura Integra Ls, 87 Mazda RX-7, 90 Honda Civic Si, 91 Honda Civic Si, 89 Chevy S-10, 91 Honda Crx Hf, 91 Acura Integra Rs, 95 Subaru Impreza L, 92 Acura Integra GSR, 89 Mazda RX-7 (LT1), 88 Mazda RX-7, 92 Civic Cx, 87 Mazda RX-7 TII

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                  • capitljC Offline
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                    capitlj
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                    I wanna be a mercenary too.

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                    > Mitch Hedberg wrote:
                    > I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.

                    ASE certified parts specialist.
                    2004 Impala LS 3.8

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                    • ichibankillaI Offline
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                      GarageAlchemist;271056 wrote:
                      I wanna buy a little skiff, throw a .50 on the front and hire out to cargo companies for protection on their runs. ANyone wanna join? I've never been to the ocean, and as a plus we get to shoot pirates.

                      Hey! There's a little "how to" movie about that on Starz right now. Waterworld! :icon_cheers:

                      Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
                      Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
                      Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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                      • bubbaB Offline
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                        #15

                        So.. my thoughts.. just send in some ninjas.. we all know ninjas > pirates

                        Current Cars:
                        08 Honda Ruckus - Stunt Machine
                        93 Subaru Impreza L - DD/ Winter beater
                        90 Honda CRX - Project car
                        90 Honda CRX Dx - Burnt (R.I.P.) - Racecar

                        Past Cars: 85 Chevy C-10, 87 Dodge D-50, 91 Honda Prelude Si, 91 Buick Regal, 91 Acura Integra Ls, 87 Mazda RX-7, 90 Honda Civic Si, 91 Honda Civic Si, 89 Chevy S-10, 91 Honda Crx Hf, 91 Acura Integra Rs, 95 Subaru Impreza L, 92 Acura Integra GSR, 89 Mazda RX-7 (LT1), 88 Mazda RX-7, 92 Civic Cx, 87 Mazda RX-7 TII

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