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Booze Thieves! F***!

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  • D S ohMD Offline
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    D S ohM
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    So I got home last night and was tired from a long weekend. I left both of my coolers in the box of my pickup, one of which had some Bacardi Limon and UV Blue in it still. Came out to my truck this morning and...the lid was off one of my coolers and the booze was gone! Fuck! I thought I lived in a nice, quiet neighborhood. That is all.

    I wanna go fast!

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    • PSiedTSiP Offline
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      Shit, if I was going to steal something, it would have been the coolers...especially with the cheap liquor you had in there lol

      My guess would be minors.

      At first I did it for fun, then I realized I made the investment and had to do it!

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      > spanish-rice;237125 wrote:
      > at first i thought the title said beer truck drivers needed... In which case i accidently put my two weeks in at work.

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      • D S ohMD Offline
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        No shit! I would have done the same! I'm guessing minors or my douchebag neighbors. Oh well, there wasn't much left. Finished most of it off over the weekend.

        I wanna go fast!

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          Did ya check your pants for a penis too??? JK JK I kid I kid 🙂

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          • RexwagonR Offline
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            UV blue and bacardie limon? what were you making drinks for high school girls?

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            • D S ohMD Offline
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              D S ohM
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              I like both. I drink UV when i am just relaxin and havin a good time. Vodka and Rum all the way for me.

              I wanna go fast!

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                :drunken_smilie: I didn't drink all of it........

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                  lol^^

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                  > BlackEJ8;233529 wrote:
                  > Has anyone else noticed that almost every one of the recent threads turns into spanish-rice and gsrek bs-ing lol

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                  • bubbaB Offline
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                    Rexwagon;279227 wrote:
                    UV blue and bacardie limon? what were you making drinks for high school girls?

                    this is what i was thinking... or maybe just ohms inner fag...

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                    • JimJ Offline
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                      omg gut rot.

                      Just look for the person in the fetal position getting ready to puke...

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                      • D S ohMD Offline
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                        D S ohM
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                        bubba;279319 wrote:
                        this is what i was thinking... or maybe just ohms inner fag...

                        or maybe i dont like drinking alcohol that tastes like piss on fire? just a thought.

                        i dont understand why liking tasty drinks automatically makes dudes fags.

                        I wanna go fast!

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                        • PSiedTSiP Offline
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                          Anti-fags have tastes like E&J VSOP Brandy, Jack Daniels, and Cabo Wabo tequila.

                          At first I did it for fun, then I realized I made the investment and had to do it!

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                          > spanish-rice;237125 wrote:
                          > at first i thought the title said beer truck drivers needed... In which case i accidently put my two weeks in at work.

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                            PSiedTSi;279344 wrote:
                            Anti-fags have tastes like E&J VSOP Brandy, Jack Daniels, and Cabo Wabo tequila.

                            Brandy is gross.
                            Whiskey is my violent drink. I generally steer clear or it.
                            Tequila...never again unless its in a Margi.

                            I wanna go fast!

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                              That's exactly why you need GOOD(try Cabo if you haven't, little dab of sprite) tequila, not Jose or Patron. They both taste like permanent markers.

                              At first I did it for fun, then I realized I made the investment and had to do it!

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                              95 240SX SE SR20DET [EMAIL="[email protected]"][email protected][/EMAIL]
                              1993.5 Supra Hardtop...Sold
                              Next project? 6cyl, 6spd?

                              > spanish-rice;237125 wrote:
                              > at first i thought the title said beer truck drivers needed... In which case i accidently put my two weeks in at work.

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                              • D S ohMD Offline
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                                D S ohM
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                                PSiedTSi;279350 wrote:
                                That's exactly why you need GOOD tequila, not Jose or Patron. They both taste like permanent markers.

                                Yes they do! I'll stick to my beer for awhile. Mmm...beer.

                                I wanna go fast!

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                                • JimJ Offline
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                                  PSiedTSi;279350 wrote:
                                  That's exactly why you need GOOD(try Cabo if you haven't, little dab of sprite) tequila, not Jose or Patron. They both taste like permanent markers.

                                  Patron isn't bad. Cabo is good. Don Julio is good.

                                  I'll stick to Stoli Elite or Belvedere... Goose tastes like butthole.

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                                    PSiedTSi;279344 wrote:
                                    Anti-fags have tastes like E&J VSOP Brandy, Jack Daniels, and Cabo Wabo tequila.

                                    My old man always drank E&J VSOP, he always said it never gave him a hangover and used to joke that VSOP was for Very Special Old People. 😄

                                    I myself, I'm more of a Disaronno, Baileys, Kahlua, or, when I want something cheap that's also tasty, Boones Farm kind of guy. I've never really had a taste for beer though.

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                                    • D S ohMD Offline
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                                      I love beer! and morgan, limon, and uv blue. haha

                                      I wanna go fast!

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                                      • JimJ Offline
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                                        Busch Light ftw

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                                        • D S ohMD Offline
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                                          Jim;279399 wrote:
                                          Busch Light ftw

                                          lol. i haven't had busch light since high school. loved that shit back in the day!

                                          I wanna go fast!

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