Car Guys
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Subie/WRX guys:
"Not to be confused with the dreaded Ricer crowd, the main desire of both Subaru WRX and Mitsubishi EVO drivers is to get the world to see them differently than the subwoofer-blasting, neon light-rocking notorious aspects of the import crowd. They strive for respect. And people who know what's up usually give credit where credit is due, while the naive just get smoked. Since both cars are four-door sedans instead of the two-door coupe layout which most people would associate with performance, they have a stealthy, sleeper aesthetic, which many see as a choice to focus more on "go" instead of "show."
So EVO/WRX guys, we know your cars don't suck. Really, we swear - you don't need to troll the comments every YouTube street racing video to preach the gospel of AWD and turbos. We already know."
RICERS!!! Lulz
"Undoubtedly the most infamous faction of car enthusiasts, the Ricer is basically synonymous with "poseur." A ricer is the sort of guy who spends more time fantasizing about driving the cars in The Fast and the Furious and scoring with hawt chix than he does actually making his car fast. A ricer is the type of car guy who invests his money in huge plastic spoilers and door stickers to make his car look "tight" instead of actual performance-enhancing components for the engine, suspension, etc.
Ricers are the kinds of people who try to street race in populated areas, and in turn, give the entire automotive community a bad name. Ricers buy exhaust systems like this one and think that it sounds good. And if you don't like the sound of the muffler, well the 3,000-watt subwoofer blasting house techno beats will probably drown it out anyway. Basically... ricers, you suck."
BMW Guys:
"The most enjoyable activity for BMW Car Guy is convincing everyone else that BMW makes the best cars in the world. There can be no other car better than a BMW M3. It is simply perfection. The BMW guy offers a level of pretense which can sometimes rival Exotic Car Guy, but at a much cheaper impact on his bank account (which also makes him better than the Exotic Car Guy).
BMW Car Guy is a refined sophisticate, and he has ascended beyond the juvenile need to do burnouts. BMW Car Guy is more concerned with car magazine statistics, expensive aftermarket wheels, nanotechnology car wax, and the latest watches in GQ magazine. BMW Car Guy would also ask that you ignore the slightly tacky carbon fiber roof on his ubercar. 'Course, BMW guy also has the obligatory hot Asian girlfriend, so he scores a tip 'o the hat regardless."
Here is a link to the article on Spike's website! Very enjoyable read...
http://www.spike.com/blog/top-7-types-of-car/76375?page=2&numPerPage=1
All pretty accurate! Agreed?
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Whats wrong w/ Subwoofers? I enjoy a full range of music frequencies, I like my cars to sound better than my computer speakers, hence the need to have subwoofers. The fact that they annoy Euro-owners is just a bonus I guess.
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Trafik Jamz;301178 wrote:
Whats wrong w/ Subwoofers? I enjoy a full range of music frequencies, I like my cars to sound better than my computer speakers, hence the need to have subwoofers. The fact that they annoy Euro-owners is just a bonus I guess.This.....that is all.
and I remember reading somewhere where it described what kind of person drives a specific kind of car and how they act....I.E; Nissan 300zx owners are asshole drivers and D-bags, or somewhere along those lines.
*1989 Nissan 300ZX Z31 *
> DelSlow;262050 wrote:
> I like the new JN210 -
Jim;301182 wrote:
haha, well I do like asian girls and sweet aftermarket wheels? do i need to get a bmw douche haircut and spray tan?Well, lets see here, do you have all of the requirements?
BMW? - Check
Aftermarket wheels? - check
and you like asian girls....hmm, yup, I guess so lol. jk*1989 Nissan 300ZX Z31 *
> DelSlow;262050 wrote:
> I like the new JN210 -
Jim;301184 wrote:
I dont have nanotechnology wax.You obviously don't deserve a beemer if you can only afford microtechnology wax, that is for us po' folk with econo hondas, you need to get nanotechnology wax....
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me either
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