you might be a ricer..........

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[adog]

You might be a ricer if ...

your "Type R" Integra is a four-door
your rims cost twice the blue book value of your car
you own a NISMO Cavalier
your mom's car could beat yours
you bought plug wires to try to beat your mom's car

AND most especially...

You own a supercharged S2000 and never ever drive or race it anywhere

[Guest]

adog wrote:
You own a supercharged S2000 and never ever drive or race it anywhere

ROFLMMFAO!!!!

[treimche]

adog wrote:
You might be a ricer if ...

your "Type R" Integra is a four-door
your rims cost twice the blue book value of your car
you own a NISMO Cavalier
your mom's car could beat yours
you bought plug wires to try to beat your mom's car

AND most especially...

You own a supercharged S2000 and never ever drive or race it anywhere

OWNED!

[vss2k]

adog wrote:
You might be a ricer if ...

You own a supercharged S2000 and never ever drive or race it anywhere

Yup i'm a ricer! Neon lights and everything!

Ok heres one for adog

"you may be a ricer if u have vw style muffler on ur teg!"

[adog]

You're dissing my TRD NISMO Type-R 4-door?

[Joel]

does having a turbo domestic make you a ricer?

[TakeYourTopOff]

I hope people are just joking about the ricer thing I stay away from the old guys cause of the bull shit if your not an old you’re you shouldn’t be in a car show attitude or the typical chevy guy that says if it’s not a (shity) chevy it’s nothing…. Can’t we all just let people like what they like and not have to pull highschool crap and put others rides down or are we just as bad as a few of the old guys???

P.S. New to fargo street so not sure if your just kidding or not

[vss2k]

adog and i are kidding, we've worked together for yrs

[TakeYourTopOff]

well i've meet chuck so i kind of figured he was so figued but wasn't sure about the rest

[King Ricer]

99slowGSX wrote:
FORD

F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Flip over read directions
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Rockville Dump
Fails On Rainy Days
Fastest On Race Day
Fastest On Road Daily
First On Race Day (proven false)
Fourth On Race Day (of the "Big Three", fourth is pretty bad!)
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Found On Road Dead
Found On Rubbish Dump
Four Old Rusty Doors
Fool Only Runs Downhill (expletive replaced)
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
F'in's Owner's Really Dumb
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Freaky Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
Fork Over Repair Dough
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Forward Only, Reverse Defective
Forced On Reluctant Drivers

you forgot one....F*cking OverRated Domestic

[GarageAlchemist]

is an import powered domestic rice?

[Bryce]

heath wrote:
is an import powered domestic rice?
Nope, just slow.

[PSiedTSi]

race him in a little bit youll prolly change your mind

[ichibankilla]

You forgot one.

DSM:

Dime
Store
Mechanics

[Joel]

ichibankilla wrote:
You forgot one.

DSM:

Dime
Store
Mechanics
i love that one. Most parts to make a dsm "go fast" can be found at your local home depot!

[SmitEvo]

wannabe wrote:
i love that one. Most parts to make a dsm "go fast" can be found at your local home depot!

Sweet, what kind of turbos go they sell....

[Joel]

Vtrims!

[ichibankilla]

99slowGSX wrote:
Sweet, what kind of turbos go they sell....

Black and decker,homelite,toro, and echo leaf blowers.

[Joel]

wheres the pick of the your mom blower 3000 bryce? do u still have that?