Jessica Simpson is Officially Single
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Had to do something to get in the lime light again. When it starts fade again she'll just get married again or get knocked up like britney. Whatever it takes to keep her face plastered in the magazines,TV, and the internet.
Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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I'd definitely plaster her just once, take a good pic of it, and show all my friends that I did Daisy Duke (the new one)
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