IM conversations......Long, but funny.

[darkelvis]

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?

• Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc

• luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
• r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
• sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
• phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
• blackersnake has quit IRC (rheaven) <ibaNreo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
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<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense

(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer
(mylittlepony) wtf where did u get horse porn?
Mootar has quit irc.(Quit)

Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable

<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<kylev> hahahahaha
<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor
<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about
<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
<`Neo> bahahahaha

<_rm> xp is great
<_rm> better than fucking me or 98

<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor
<rycool> ...
<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit

<missing> a chick walks by, u wish u could sex her
<missing> but ya standin on the wall like u was poindexter!
<akaIDIOT> since when is sex a verb?
<corngrits> i had sex
<corngrits> isnt that a verb ?
<ceraph> no, thats a miracle

<Casey8> Diana Ross' husband died
<Tarrier> how
<Casey8> fell while climbing in South Africa or something
<JennAway> that's sad
<Bubbaprog> i guess there is a mountain high enough

< hunterr83> my penis is this big: 8================================================= =======D
< Pokute> That's fewer than 6 inches on my screen, man.
< Pokute> and your balls are tiny
< Pokute> I don't even know what's going on with your head, there.
< Pokute> It's all out of proportion
< Pokute> you should see a doctor

[amicheze]

bash.org?

good stuff either way

[wa2fastcamaro]

Great stuff, after reading that it made my day just a littl emore interesting.

[pin]

Yeah, those came from bash.org.

[Legacy99]

Most of those are actually irc convos.

[KA-T_240]

those are great

[aliengotpsi]

Legacy99 wrote:
Most of those are actually irc convos.

Nerd.

[Afsil80]

aliengotpsi wrote:
Nerd.

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0h no3$!!11!!

[Jim]

That was me posting on kevins computer... lol

[Afsil80]

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[Afsil80]

AFSil80: wanna see one of the ugliest 240's ever?
TonyStaigs: sure
AFSil80: not sure if I've shown it to you before, but here goes anyways
AFSil80: http://atlantastreets.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=59&stc=1
TonyStaigs: wtf ferrari kit?
AFSil80: hahaha
AFSil80: yeah
TonyStaigs: oh god
AFSil80: disgusting ain't it
TonyStaigs: thats not the word
AFSil80: that's almost as bad as the Trans Am 240
TonyStaigs: oh no
TonyStaigs: dont even THINK about showing me that one
AFSil80: you seen it?
TonyStaigs: nope and i dont wanna
AFSil80: hahaha, I'd rather look at tubgirl than that thing again
TonyStaigs: lmfao
TonyStaigs: kinda what i was gettin at
TonyStaigs: without actually saying it
AFSil80: here's the rear shot of the Enzo 240
AFSil80: I didn't host it tho, so that's why it's a different site
AFSil80: http://www.floridaracing.org/drifting/tertech/images/Picture%20044.jpg
TonyStaigs: i specifically told you NOT to show that to me
AFSil80: HAHAHAHA
AFSil80: his centerpiece says '240TA'
TonyStaigs: oh god
AFSil80: even though it should actually read 'Trans40'
TonyStaigs: wtf was he thinking
TonyStaigs: it really shouldnt read anything cause that car should be burned
AFSil80: hahahahahahahaa

[darkelvis]

silic0nsilence: So it's black friday at CompUSA.
Slider: Yea
silic0nsilence: We were to open up at 12am. It's 11:58pm and there is a HUGE line of blood-thirsty, hard drive-wanting, maniacs. So my friend dares me to scream we have one xbox360.
Slider: Holy shit.
silic0nsilence: So he gives me $20. I go up to the gate and scream, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED ONE XBOX360!!" Immediatly people are storming the gate, passing me money through the cage to get it. They were screaming and knocked over this old lady. My boss just looks at me with these red eyes. In them, I saw fear and rage.
Slider: Omg you dumb shit!
Slider: Wait a second, it's 12:46A, and it's black Friday. What did this happen minutes ago? Shouldn't you be at work?
silic0nsilence: Yeah..
silic0nsilence: Pretty sure I don't work at CompUSA any more..