Don't use your cell in a public restroom
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LOL, during this whole write-up I envisioned you as the guy that "Had to go" and Matt as the guy on the phone.....made for an even funnier read.
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absolutely hilarious.....5 stars
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LMFAO, thanks I was crying
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good shit. (lol) made me laugh for awhile
3 things i couldn't live without.........
:3gears: -> :drink: -> :poon: -
I was rewarded with a fart of colossal magnitude -- a cross between the sound of someone ripping a very wet bed sheet in half and of plywood being torn off a wall. The sound gradually transitioned into a heavily modulated low-RPM tone, not unlike someone firing up a Harley. I managed to hit the resonance frequency of the stall, and it shook gently.
This is some top notch descriptive writing.
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