Beer vs. Pussy
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BEER vs. PUSSY: THE PLAYOFF
- Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work.
One point to BEER
- Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to Pussy
- A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
- If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to Pussy
- Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one
night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to Pussy
- If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend.
One point to Pussy
- If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer.
One point to Pussy
- You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
- Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to PUSSY
- In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to PUSSY
- If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER
- You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can.
One point to BEER
- If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually settles down.
One point to BEER
- You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to BEER
- Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
- Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it
One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 Vs. PUSSY 7
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER..........PS
If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would
experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.An extra point for BEER !!
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I think that calls for a beer!
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I want a beer now, bastards!
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PSI2HI wrote:
Not all chicks are good @ sex, so in some cases, yes!Agreed, and isn't it funny how if you have a few beers first, it doesn't matter how good they are?
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