And Kerry doesnt say stupid stuff.....

[HandoEX]

Hey Jim, love the new signature. Thanks for adding that. I had been trying to add the same thing but wasn't able to for some strange reason. Keep up the great work.

[SmitEvo]

Jim did not do it , i did it. So what are you going to do sally?

[HandoEX]

here are a couple of hints: your gsx and my kids dirty diapers.

[SmitEvo]

Kerry is the bomb!

[Dangler]

Brian (whoever you are) - Please change my signature, I really don't care for Kerry either.

[HandoEX]

You are an idiot Brian. I am gonna sue you...oh, wait that thread is locked. Sorry

[SmitEvo]

I will tell Jim to change it, we were just joking........

[SmitEvo]

done......

[HandoEX]

I like how you changed Dangler's but you left Fatty Fucker on your own. Nice.

[HandoEX]

Oh so now you change it

[SmitEvo]

HandoEX wrote:
Oh so now you change it

I should have put it under your name, cause that is how you like it.

[HandoEX]

Funny guy. Are you even voting this election?

[Joel]

actually bush said all those things.... in the first post. my gov. teaher has a bush doll that when u press a button says all of the things u just put up there.

[Guest]

nice work brett, I liked all those bushisms to follow the Kerryisms. Anytime you make a LOT of public speeches you are bound to mess up a sentence or two. I like the humor, but that has nothing to do w/ why I am voting for who I am

[Guest]

wannabe wrote:
actually bush said all those things.... in the first post. my gov. teaher has a bush doll that when u press a button says all of the things u just put up there.
Actually yeah, now that I read all those, I do believe it was bush that stated an awful lot of them, I'll try and find some links to soundbytes for each (Bush or Kerry, I'm trying to be fair and balanced here...at least as much as Fox News is )

[n2o]

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

I laughed at that one!

[Guest]

I "think" that was actually something bush said as governor in 1999 or so. I'll do some more research to back that one up.

[Guest]

I was wrong, it was Dan Quayle. Still funny though

http://www.theotherpages.org/alpha-q1.html

[Guest]

One thing I can say about George...he may not be able to keep a job, but he's not boring.
Barbara Bush, first lady, 1995

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989

There ought to be limits to freedom.
George W. Bush, Governor of Texas and US Presidential Candidate, in response to an unflattering web site, 1999

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
George W. Bush, US President, Yale University commencement speech, 2001

[Guest]

I know the first were by the former Pres, but funny none the less...