A promise to my neighbors.

[darkelvis]

So, today while I was mowing (not raking) the leaves in my yard I had about an hour to contemplate many important things and of these things I decided to make some promises to my neighbors.

1. I promise to always have a minimum of four cars even though I only have a one stall garage.

2. I promise that the running to not running ratio of said cars will always be around 1:1.

3. I promise that my 2 dobermans will bark at you while you walk around this nice neighborhood.

4. I promise that half of my lawn will be dead due to said dobermans.

5. I promise to keep my 6' tall light up palm tree set up 24/7/365 even though one of the branches doesn't light up.

6. I promise to always wait at least 4 days longer than I should to mow my lawn.

7. I promise that my lawn will always be full of broken dog toys and shreaded stuffed animals.

8. I promise to start a lawn ornament collection, starting with the 2 dog statues on either side of my back door.

9. I promise to only shovel snow once it becomes difficult and/or dangerous to walk on my property.

10. I promise that I will always be loud at night during the week, and louder on the weekends.

11. Last but not least...I promise to always be the one that is responsible for causing your property value to decrease.

Sincerely,
John (your white trash neighbor)

[HandoEX]

Hahahahaha, WTF happened to provoke this?

[darkelvis]

I was just bored and I decided to mow my leaves (cause I'm too white trash to rake), and while I was out there I just noticed a few funny things about how my neighbors must view Megan and I.

[darkelvis]

You have to realize that I live in a nice neighborhood in north fargo. All around me are elderly people that have lived in the same house their whole lives and families with middle/high school aged children.

Then there is Megan and I, 2 23 year old kids that live in the house described above.

[Bookem]

Wish I could do that at my apartment, a 25 yr old feels pretty young around ol geezers like them

[Colin]

I live 2 blocks north of concordia. All these nice houses all around me...and my house that get trashed by:
my two golden retreivers (1yr) that chew,dig,poop, bark, on or at everything

my oldest daughter and her million toys that Never get picked up, and then are consiquently chewed, buried, pooped on, or barked at by my dogs.

The fact that i have a fire pit, and the wood i burn is construction scraps. That sit in my yard until they get burnt

when we use the fire pit we drink, when we drink we are loud...and obnoxious

My Van.

Everyone hates it, but i'm just to busy to take care of it all.

<u>Thank god for the whitetrash women across the street with 4 mexican kids. If it weren't for them I'd be getting all the complaints.</u>

[ticklemedaly]

you should post this on your front door.....with a comment slot underneath it that doesn't excist.