Since I Didn't Get A Chance To Post, I've Copied And Pasted My Essay!
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JN607 wrote:
Wow that was intelligent...
LOL, I guess you've never seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Scene 8 is classic....** ARTHUR:** Halt! [horn] Hallo! [pause] Hallo!**
FRENCH GUARD:** Allo! Who is eet?**
ARTHUR:** It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?**
FRENCH GUARD:** This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard.
ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.**
FRENCH GUARD:** Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.**
ARTHUR:** What?**
GALAHAD:** He says they've already got one!**
ARTHUR:** Are you sure he's got one?**
FRENCH GUARD:** Oh, yes. It's very nice-a. (I told him we already got one.)**
FRENCH GUARDS:** [chuckling]**
ARTHUR:** Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?**
FRENCH GUARD:** Of course not! You are English types-a!**
ARTHUR:** Well, what are you, then?**
FRENCH GUARD:** I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!**
GALAHAD:** What are you doing in England?**
FRENCH GUARD:** Mind your own business!**
ARTHUR:** If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!**
FRENCH GUARD:** You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!**
GALAHAD:** What a strange person.**
ARTHUR:** Now look here, my good man--**
FRENCH GUARD:** I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!**
GALAHAD:** Is there someone else up there we could talk to?**
FRENCH GUARD:** No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a! [sniff]**
ARTHUR:** Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.**
FRENCH GUARD:** (Fetchez la vache.)**
OTHER FRENCH GUARD:** Quoi?**
FRENCH GUARD:** (Fetchez la vache!) [mooo]**
ARTHUR:** If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall-- [twong] [mooooooo] Jesus Christ!**
KNIGHTS:** Christ! [thud] Ah! Ohh!**
ARTHUR:** Right! Charge!**
KNIGHTS:** Charge! [mayhem]**
FRENCH GUARD:** Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go. [mayhem]**
FRENCH GUARD:** And this one's for your dad!**
ARTHUR:** Run away!**
KNIGHTS:** Run away!**
FRENCH GUARD:** Thppppt!**
FRENCH GUARDS:** [taunting]**
LAUNCELOT:** Fiends! I'll tear them apart!**
ARTHUR:** No, no. No, no.**
BEDEVERE:** Sir! I have a plan, sir. [later] [wind] [saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw] [clunk] [bang] [rewr!] [squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak] [rrrr rrrr rrrr] [drilllll] [sawwwww] [clunk] [crash] [clang] [squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...] [creak]**
FRENCH GUARDS:** [whispering] C'est un lapin, lapin de bois. Quoi? Un cadeau. What? A present. Oh, un cadeau. Oui, oui. Hurry. What? Let's go. Oh. On y va. Bon magne. Over here... [squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...] [clllank]**
ARTHUR:** What happens now?**
BEDEVERE:** Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!**
ARTHUR:** Who leaps out?**
BEDEVERE:** U-- u-- uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh...**
ARTHUR:** Ohh.**
BEDEVERE:** Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger-- [clank] [twong]**
ARTHUR:** Run away!**
KNIGHTS:** Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! [CRASH]**
FRENCH GUARDS:** Oh, haw haw haw haw! Haw! Haw haw heh... -
JN607 wrote:
Wow that was intelligent...
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AnGeL. wrote:
so ur telling me you have a -97 inch dick in real life? To me that means 1 of 2 things:- You have no dick period... or
- You have a dick coming out your ass.
Ready to fess up?
Ok it's a 74 inch black E-DICK SOFT! Sorry. Jeeze it's just an E-DICK or are the suppose to be real?
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TEG2LOW wrote:
Ok it's a 74 inch black E-DICK SOFT! Sorry. Jeeze it's just an E-DICK or are the suppose to be real?You still haven't fessed up...
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MisterCMK wrote:
shaddup.Run Your Mouth = just that, run your mouth. If you don't like it, click the little "Log Out" button.
This thread could have been in the fuckin Car Tech, Classified, General, Introductions, or whatever fucking thread and assclowns would still flame. The names of these forums have absolutely no meaning. It should all be one big forum with the name: Spam here with you pointless shit
Thats about all I have been reading since i really started to 'attempt' to read the shit that is posted here.
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AnGeL. wrote:
This thread could have been in the fuckin Car Tech, Classified, General, Introductions, or whatever fucking thread and assclowns would still flame. The names of these forums have absolutely no meaning. It should all be one big forum with the name: Spam here with you pointless shitThats about all I have been reading since i really started to 'attempt' to read the shit that is posted here.
AnGeL. wrote:
I'm not taking sides here... cuz in all honesty.. I really don't know any of you. I have met Chuck a couple times, and met Joel a couple times. The rest of you... I've prolly seen but didnt give a fuck who you were.If you don't know us in person, you WOULD have a hard time understanding 3/4 of the stuff posted here. Most of the people that post are completely different online then they are in real life.
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Jim wrote:
If you don't know us in person, you WOULD have a hard time understanding 3/4 of the stuff posted here. Most of the people that post are completely different online then they are in real life.Ya I am an AZN online. But in real life, I'm white.
I know, I know, it's hard to believe. But, it is true.:eek:
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angel must not be a big fargostreet fan.
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Jim wrote:
If you don't know us in person, you WOULD have a hard time understanding 3/4 of the stuff posted here. Most of the people that post are completely different online then they are in real life.what said on forums like this... and how in depth people go... really does reflect on their maturity level in the real world.
Example:
Chuck: Easy to get along with on forums... damn good guy in real life.
Chris: Forum whore... messed up fucker in real life...
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RidinRails wrote:
angel must not be a big fargostreet fan.just makes me laugh at some of the random bullshit thats posted.
im not takin sides... im just making my point of view.
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hey atleast thats true.
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Jim wrote:
I would disagree with that, there are some jackasses on the internet, who really nice people in real lifeIll give you that... cuz yes, i have met a few.
But for the most part... if you think your tough over the internet.. there's a pretty good chance your a peice of shit in real life.
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