For all the RX-7 owners
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Got this from an RX-7 Forum.... The sick stuff they talk about haha!
http://www.rx7club.com/forum/showthread.php?t=312355
(Copy/Paste) From the Forum......best sign I've ever gotten to clean my room...
So I got "Fluffy the One Lipped Vagina" (have no idea where the title came from) in the DVD player and am going at it. Before I finnish I realize that I had not arranged something to aim at/in to keep things clean...but there's an old bag across the room, in which I had brought home two bottles of V8 splash for vodka mixing (promptly tossing on the floor upon emptying). So I wait til the last second before I try to lunge across the room to make it to the bag so as not to make a mess. Upon standing I step on an empty V8 splash bottle and my left leg promptly leaves the area. I'm sent, twisted and obviously hurt, back into the wall where I bang my head on a piece of thread bar I had hanging up for some unknown reason. My head is aching...my left ankle is quite twisted and is hurting a great deal...it's amazing that during the mishap I mahaged to hang onto "myself" and not lose concentration on the task at hand...set back a bit but still going. I push off the wall and start hobbling towards the empty paper bag once again...and, once again, I manage to step on the SAME V8 Splash bottle, only this time my leg zips back behind me and I land nose first on the other V8 Splash bottle which sent a nice array of blood and snot in various directions. I then jizzed all over myself.
I think god wants me to stop masturbating...
::::Hmm any1 else ever have that problem????::::
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lmfao
that was so fucking great -
I figured a few of you would get a nice kick out of that.... Surprising how a guy openly admits how he jerk'd off and the fact how he got injured doing it.. Must have thick skin and doesn't care! HAHA
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i laugh everytime i read that
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good story to tell his grandkids someday, amichez that's the funniest avatar ever
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somewhere along the lines of hilarious......
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