!!!!!!!ms Paint War!!!!!!!!

[torbs]

DrifterExtreme wrote:
ummm..... my car is faster then 15 sec thank you.... I run 14's...lol

So why do you hate hondas? Did they touch you in your naughty places??? :eek:

i think his ear hurts from all of the ricers yelling "VTACK" when they hit it...yup, thats it

[SmitEvo]

torbs wrote:
i think his ear hurts from all of the ricers yelling "VTACK" when they hit it...yup, thats it

hit the nail right on the head.....

[HandoEX]

99slowGSX wrote:
hit the nail right on the head.....
vtaaaaaaaaack

and for good measure...

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[torbs]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[BlueSRT0483]

So 4-pages, and like 2 MS paint submissions; people are slacking, I think someone needs to go and bend the rules and use PhotoShop/etc. etc.; In time I may get bored enough to give it a shot as well

[Colin]

And after the greatest night of his life (see pic) torbert said: "that shit was hot, we should put it on the intranet!" and so now you know the secrect origin of TUBGIRL

[HandoEX]

^^^Winner

[Colin]

HandoEX wrote:
^^^Winner
If others don't think so, i've got one that involves a monkey.....

[treimche]

Why don't se see all of them!

[24valvenotak]

MethodlesS wrote:
If others don't think so, i've got one that involves a monkey.....

LMFAO

[JN607]

Lol!!!

[Erik]

And now its time for another edition of:

At his peak, Torbs was making One million dollars a year. He had movies, TV shows, 2 hit albums, and could shrug 800 lbs. Torbs really hit gold when he teamed up with Speed Stick, forming the "Dynamic Duo" They were at all the movie openings, the A-list parties. It seemed like the ride would never stop.

But it all started to fall apart when Torbs found his "partner" in bed with a woman. The two immediately cut ties. The money stopped flowing in amidst rumors of homosexuality.

Torbs quickly went downhill. Alcohol and drugs took their toll on his body and burned through his money. With his fortune gone, Torbs turned to the internet for cash. He started pleasuring himself on camera for eager fans.

He awaits for a return to stardom.

[HandoEX]

LMMFAO! You da man Erik!

[24valvenotak]

i think we need to see the monkey now...

[DrifterExtreme]

damn so far i think erik is winning.....

[weshole]

OMG! Erik. i just spit pop all over my monitor at work and my boss just blurted out laughing among all the people here.

Good story. A true classic in the making. I can't wiat till the sequel.

[treimche]

WTF is the monkey one, let's see it already.

[KA-T_240]

OMG ERIK wins. unless someone makes a squel or maybe the monkey one we need to see it

[Colin]

it'll be done by tomorrow afternoon

[sitn2lo]

wow that was priceless i give it a 10! a 10! a fucking 10!