Watch out Viking fans!!!!!
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almost cracked a smile
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Well i though it was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car
Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall
Torque is how far you take the wall with you -
The joke used to be the other way around...with the bears being the butt of that joke. Old but still funny no matter which losers you put there!
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The whole time I was reading that all I was thinking was "I thought this was about the vikings?" I even re-read the first paragraph twice to see if i missed something. But yeah. GO VIKINGS!
3 things i couldn't live without.........
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oh btw.
washington, carolina, detroit, arizona and seattle victories were scrimmages then right
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go pakc?
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Honest Viking Fan
A Guy Walks Into A Bar With A Dachshund Under His Arm. The Dog Is Wearing
A Vikings Jersey And Helmet.The Bartender Says, "hey! No Pets Are Allowed! You'll Have To Leave."
The Guy Begs Him, "look, I'm Desperate! We're Both Big Fans,
The Tv's Broken At Home, And This Is The Only Place Around Where We Can
See The Game."After Securing A Promise That The Dog Will Behave, And Warning Him That
He And The Dog Will Be Thrown Out If There's Any Trouble, The Bartender
Relents And Allows Them To Stay In The Bar And Watch The Game. The Big Game Begins With The Vikings Receiving The Kickoff. They March
Down Field, Get Stopped At The 30, And Kick A Field Goal. Suddenly, The Dog Jumps Up On The Bar And Begins Walking Up And Down The Bar Giving High-fives To Everyone. The Bartender Says, "wow, That's The Most Amazing Thing I've Ever Seen! What Does The Dog Do If They Score A Touchdown?"The Owner Replies, "i Don't Know, I've Only Had Him For Three Years.
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^^ nice!!
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amicheze wrote:
Honest Viking FanA Guy Walks Into A Bar With A Dachshund Under His Arm. The Dog Is Wearing
A Vikings Jersey And Helmet.The Bartender Says, "hey! No Pets Are Allowed! You'll Have To Leave."
The Guy Begs Him, "look, I'm Desperate! We're Both Big Fans,
The Tv's Broken At Home, And This Is The Only Place Around Where We Can
See The Game."After Securing A Promise That The Dog Will Behave, And Warning Him That
He And The Dog Will Be Thrown Out If There's Any Trouble, The Bartender
Relents And Allows Them To Stay In The Bar And Watch The Game. The Big Game Begins With The Vikings Receiving The Kickoff. They March
Down Field, Get Stopped At The 30, And Kick A Field Goal. Suddenly, The Dog Jumps Up On The Bar And Begins Walking Up And Down The Bar Giving High-fives To Everyone. The Bartender Says, "wow, That's The Most Amazing Thing I've Ever Seen! What Does The Dog Do If They Score A Touchdown?"The Owner Replies, "i Don't Know, I've Only Had Him For Three Years.
That is a pretty good one.
3 things i couldn't live without.........
:3gears: -> :drink: -> :poon:
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