Hate Junk Mail?!?!

[Colin]

I don't know if this is a repost, but I did this today to Chase Manhattan and it was so liberating I thought I should share:

LINK

[inspector01]

That is the sweetest shit ever...i can't wait to try it....i haven't seen that yet.

[Colin]

I was sceptical, but IT WORKS!!!

[KA-T_240]

So, and wierd questions from the post office? what did you mail?

[Colin]

I mailed one pails worth of my 6 month old's recently fouled from stomach flu diapers and some stuff that had been sitting in my "someday I'll drive it to the dump" extra trash can. In a box, inside opaque plastic bag, all sealed up and boxed up 36lbs. To Chase for hassling me for at least 2 years.

[weshole]

Now, if I could do something like that for my email accts.

[KA-T_240]

MethodlesS wrote:
I mailed one pails worth of my 6 month old's recently fouled from stomach flu diapers and some stuff that had been sitting in my "someday I'll drive it to the dump" extra trash can. In a box, inside opaque plastic bag, all sealed up and boxed up 36lbs. To Chase for hassling me for at least 2 years.

OMG that is going to be nasty as hell

[SmitEvo]

Best thread ever!!!!111!1

[Colin]

97jeep wrote:
OMG that is going to be nasty as hell

I'm really hoping some intern opens it, throws up, and his/her throwing up then starts a chain reaction of vomiting that shuts some chase call center down for a few minutes...

[PSiedTSi]

LMFAO!!! me and 92blacktt are losing it over this right now...we said we were gonna shit in ziploc bags for a few months and send it to chase like you obviously did...the funny part is we didn't even realize it was chase or that you sent shit to them...

[thurmanmerman]

maybe i can send my loan payment in a box of shit and they will have to cycle through it to look for the payment...

[KA-T_240]

thurmanmerman wrote:
maybe i can send my loan payment in a box of shit and they will have to cycle through it to look for the payment...

I would advise against this. You do not want to piss off your Bank or the place that is giving you a loan.

[Joel]

Collin, couldn't you get in trouble for sending diseases through the mail, thats almost a terrorist action...

[youngin2nr]

MethodlesS wrote:
I'm really hoping some intern opens it, throws up, and his/her throwing up then starts a chain reaction of vomiting that shuts some chase call center down for a few minutes...

Thats a great idea.

[Guest]

except that it violates....oh, just about every postal law on the books. You ARE sending a biohazard that may require a hazmat team to investigate/remove. Hope you like big fines and potential jail time, because you just might be facing both. Nice work.

[Guest]

tjamz wrote:
except that it violates....oh, just about every postal law on the books. You ARE sending a biohazard that may require a hazmat team to investigate/remove. Hope you like big fines and potential jail time, because you just might be facing both. Nice work.

Ouch.

[amicheze]

i call your RS when you go to jail.

[KA-T_240]

I was thinking the same thing as chuck, but didn't know for sure.

[Colin]

You know what the best part is TJamz??? that when you send something that has been mailed To: Resident, they have no way of tracking who received it. Also, as I did not place any return information on the package I highly doubt that they will be so offended as to begin an investigation. I'm not stoopid. I did the research first. Now that you've tried to. . . poo poo (get it, hahahahaha). . . on my revenge, let me have my moment and try it yourself.

Edit: The post office does not require return information on pre-paid or accounts billed mail

Second Edit: TJamz , we all know your intellegent and knowledgable, no need to rain on <u>everyones</u> parade <u>all</u> the time, you might end up sounding like joel or a know it all like CapitlJ

[SmitEvo]

dude, leave me out of it......kthx