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very interesting girlfriend....

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  • MisterCMKM Offline
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    MisterCMK
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    #18

    You'd only be sticking your wang in 1 body though...

    FASTER THAN DUBBSY

    > thrash;315544 wrote:
    > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
    >
    > Ford is back :)

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    • ParkerP Offline
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      #19

      weshole wrote:
      Yup... I was thinking that. But if they are/were underage, would it be two counts af crim sex against you?
      thats a really good question....

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      > BlueSRT0483;244555 wrote:
      > As proven by Parker... Not everything you read on the internet is true.
      > Trafik Jamz;260984 wrote:
      > You are right Parker.

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        #20

        worse yet, what if one says yes and the other no. Is it rape against one of them?

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        • wesholeW Offline
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          #21

          MisterCMK wrote:
          You'd only be sticking your wang in 1 body though...

          But, it is 2 concious minds.

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          • bader3245B Offline
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            #22

            tjamz wrote:
            worse yet, what if one says yes and the other no. Is it rape against one of them?

            HAHHA, that is one of the worst, yet funniest things i have ever heard, and i have been known to say some fucked up shit!

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            • ColinC Offline
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              Colin
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              #23

              So, one the bed post notches, does it count for 1 or 2?

              Best thing about this, one can breath for both while the other goes down on you....

              and it only take one roofie to get them both to come home with you!!!!!

              Attention Go Green! advertisers: For every Go Green! logo I have to see, I will throw another can of weed killer on the tire fire in my back yard

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              • BlueSRT0483B Offline
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                MethodlesS wrote:
                So, one the bed post notches, does it count for 1 or 2?

                Best thing about this, one can breath for both while the other goes down on you....

                and it only take one roofie to get them both to come home with you!!!!!

                Okay this shit is crazy... So far the following can be possible..
                ...Both girls can in some way give you head at the same time.
                ...You could mark it off as a 3-some?
                ...It would probably take the cake on the most unusual woman/women you've slept with
                ...You could start the argument on which one gives better head, so they both give their best shot as you give them a rating... Start a little mini-war
                ...If one doesn't want it & the other does, your just as likely to still get laid.. No worries of headache excuses, since it may be less likely for both to get one

                Downsides would be as follows..
                2 talking women to put up with
                which would mean the following, twice the compaining, twice the annoying conversations, twice the amount of noise in general, twice the amount of mouths to feed when you take them out to eat, etc. etc.

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                • bubbaB Offline
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                  Wouldnt it be more like a 2 1/2 some cause it isn't 2 whole people more like 1 and a half? And also I dont think it'd be 2 mouths to feed because isnt it only 1 stomach? It'd be kinda funny to know the laws of consent for something like that though.

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                  • MisterCMKM Offline
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                    MisterCMK
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                    #26

                    You only have to punch one in the baby maker to get them to shut up though. 😄

                    FASTER THAN DUBBSY

                    > thrash;315544 wrote:
                    > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
                    >
                    > Ford is back :)

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                    • Sweet-WRX-LovinS Offline
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                      Sweet-WRX-Lovin
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                      #27

                      weshole wrote:
                      I'm just thinkin of them fighting over the cock. Haha, a double money shot.:eek:

                      Quoted again cuz it's just that damn funny. By the way you're kids on here yet Wes?

                      One time...

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                      • wesholeW Offline
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                        #28

                        Sweet-WRX-Lovin wrote:
                        Quoted again cuz it's just that damn funny. By the way you're kids on here yet Wes?

                        Why, yes they are, Just setting a standard for them to base life on.:eek:

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                          edit. ROLE MODEL:icon_thumleft:

                          Getcher green hat, we are goin fishin.

                          > 63vette;288530 wrote:
                          > I dont know shit about building cars.

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