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    Parker wrote:
    i like cheese...
    cheese is good

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      this thread is dumb and getting dumber.

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        tjamz wrote:
        this thread is dumb and getting dumber.

        And how is this different than 99% of the other threads here?

        :icon_cyclops:

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          Especially that one about some blurry traction or something like that 😄

          FASTER THAN DUBBSY

          > thrash;315544 wrote:
          > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
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          > Ford is back :)

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            DaveH wrote:
            And how is this different than 99% of the other threads here?

            :icon_cyclops:

            True, now if the officer is reading this post, I wonder if he can provide "registration" papers for Adam Drake's hands?

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              Well kind of on topic. The Fargo Police have it out for me. NDSU has parking for anyone anywhere after 430pm. I have a class at 4 and it's on the EXACT OPPOSITE side of campus as R lot, it's as close to T as you can. I always get there around 10 or 5 to 4 and park in TF lot under the assumption that I'm probably safe since I only have 30 minutes before I can park there without citation. I got a parking ticket today at 4:16PM for parking. HOW GAY? Get a fucking life if you want to give me a goddamn parking ticket 14 minutes before 430. Sure it's still "against the rules" but honestly, nobodys fucking comming to that lot, they're leaving...especially on a friday. Now I owe the city $110, $100 of which is deserved.

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                PineInchNenis69 wrote:
                Well kind of on topic. The Fargo Police have it out for me. NDSU has parking for anyone anywhere after 430pm. I have a class at 4 and it's on the EXACT OPPOSITE side of campus as R lot, it's as close to T as you can. I always get there around 10 or 5 to 4 and park in TF lot under the assumption that I'm probably safe since I only have 30 minutes before I can park there without citation. I got a parking ticket today at 4:16PM for parking. HOW GAY? Get a fucking life if you want to give me a goddamn parking ticket 14 minutes before 430. Sure it's still "against the rules" but honestly, nobodys fucking comming to that lot, they're leaving...especially on a friday. Now I owe the city $110, $100 of which is deserved.
                Haha, I illegally parked every single day of my last semster of school and didn't get one single ticket:icon_cheers:

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                  this one time i was doing huge smoking burn outs in the police stations parking lot and then this asshole in his squad car pulls me over mid burn out and hes all like stop that im giving u a ticket and im like WTF? so then i pulled out my gat and pointed it at him and hes like bam bam and he shot me and im like WTF?

                  so the moral of the story is that cops are assholes that shoot u and write tickets with out doing a damn thing

                  do u think i should fight it? it wasnt my fualt my tires where spinning on black pavement looking ice and my BOV went off then when he pulled me over i thought that he had a gun so i could compare mine to his but then he shot me in the face

                  i think i might sue becuase i had a under wear model shoot later that day and the photographer was all pissed that i got shot in the face

                  LIFE'S JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE IN A WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, TOTALLY WORN OUT, SHOUTING ' HOLY SHIT.....WHAT A RIDE'

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                    ROFL!!!!! OMG!!!!^^^^LOLERSKATES!!!


                    That was some funny shit right der.

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                      underwear model shoot... HAHAHAHA

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                      > BlueSRT0483;244555 wrote:
                      > As proven by Parker... Not everything you read on the internet is true.
                      > Trafik Jamz;260984 wrote:
                      > You are right Parker.

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                        PineInchNenis69 wrote:
                        Well kind of on topic. The Fargo Police have it out for me. NDSU has parking for anyone anywhere after 430pm. I have a class at 4 and it's on the EXACT OPPOSITE side of campus as R lot, it's as close to T as you can. I always get there around 10 or 5 to 4 and park in TF lot under the assumption that I'm probably safe since I only have 30 minutes before I can park there without citation. I got a parking ticket today at 4:16PM for parking. HOW GAY? Get a fucking life if you want to give me a goddamn parking ticket 14 minutes before 430. Sure it's still "against the rules" but honestly, nobodys fucking comming to that lot, they're leaving...especially on a friday. Now I owe the city $110, $100 of which is deserved.

                        you parked illegally before 4:30. The cops not in the wrong, you were. its like that kid who got all pissed off cause he got a speeding ticket for doing 75 in a 55 or something like that. You broke the law, you got caught. end of story. Dont do it next time and the cop wont "have it out for you" when you break the law. If it was 4:29 i could see being somewhat perterved, but thats it. Good lord man.

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                          moparguy wrote:
                          you parked illegally before 4:30. The cops not in the wrong, you were. its like that kid who got all pissed off cause he got a speeding ticket for doing 75 in a 55 or something like that. You broke the law, you got caught. end of story. Dont do it next time and the cop wont "have it out for you" when you break the law. If it was 4:29 i could see being somewhat perterved, but thats it. Good lord man.

                          Get off your goddamn high horse, it's not even remotely similar to doing 75 in a 55, it's more comparable to doing 60 in a 55. For 1, the lot is half empty when I get there, and I got the ticket 14 minutes before it switched over. Is it really that big of a deal for me to park in a half empty lot 15 minutes before it switches? I realize i'm technically in the wrong but honestly, they must seriously need some money or some shit if they feel the need to cite me for that.

                          I'm totally fine with getting worthwhile tickets...when I was doing dounuts in the parking lot I deserved the exhibition driving ticket I got. When I rolled the stopsign I deserved the ticket I got. When I get a ticket for parking in a half empty lot 30>* minutes before it's open to anyone that's nitpicky bullshit.

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                            ive gotten a speeding ticket for 1 mph over the limit. I was speeding. my fault. I paid the fine and went on with my life. Maybe its time to man up and take responsibility for your own action. This isnt me on a high horse. this is me getting sick of whiny bullshit like this all the time. You were in the wrong. Pay the fine and fucking deal with it.

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                              PineInchNenis69 wrote:
                              when I was doing dounuts in the parking lot I deserved the exhibition driving ticket I got.

                              HAHA^^^

                              here a psht, there psht, everywhere a psht psht
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                                moparguy wrote:
                                ive gotten a speeding ticket for 1 mph over the limit.

                                who ever gave you that ticket should be beaten with a dead cat.... :icon_thumleft:

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                                > BlueSRT0483;244555 wrote:
                                > As proven by Parker... Not everything you read on the internet is true.
                                > Trafik Jamz;260984 wrote:
                                > You are right Parker.

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                                  moparguy wrote:
                                  ive gotten a speeding ticket for 1 mph over the limit.

                                  i highly doubt that...how much was the ticket like $0.37?

                                  every city cop/state patrol i've talked to all say they wont pull you over if your going 1-4mph over. but once you hit 5 and above they will.

                                  but maybe your just unlucky.

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                                    moparguy
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                                    It was in Mandan, ND back in 2001. The ticket was the minimum fee. I cant remember exactly but i think it was 20 or 25 bucks. So apparently not every city cop follows the trends of the others. Plus its Mando. Nobody likes mando. its the slums of bismarck. the cop didnt like a obnoxiously loud 1964 Dodge painted in plum crazy purple speeding even alittle bit in his town.

                                    it probably had to do with what i was driving. and the lack of luck too. oh well. I paid it and moved on.

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                                      moparguy has good stories....tell more about the big mean boogy man cop

                                      LIFE'S JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE IN A WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, TOTALLY WORN OUT, SHOUTING ' HOLY SHIT.....WHAT A RIDE'

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                                        I got a parking ticket for having my front bumper literally 6 inches past the "do not park past this sign" sign in front of my apartment. I was pissed for a week, paid the ticket, and moved on.

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                                          Turbo5Oh wrote:
                                          moparguy has good stories....tell more about the big mean boogy man cop

                                          i dont remember saying anything about a big mean boogy man cop. I mentioned a cop pulling me over for a mile over the speed limit, then paying the ticket and moving on. Not sure how that constitutes a big mean boogy man cop.

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