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  • assasainA Offline
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    assasain
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    #26

    that is a little more believable....

    but the previous pice is really really off.. it looks like theres a big ass spotlight on them.. because if you look his shadow appears to be directly behind him which means its a big fuckin light to look like that...

    plus they are way to bright to be in that kinda lighting judging from the shed behind them and the area surrounding

    Originally Posted by 00vtec View Post
    I take cash or check. True honda owners can hear it in anything no matter what the mods.

    "Imo kick yo ass so hard that candy comes out"

    hung like a butterfly but stings like a bee....

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      Whatever, I'm going to throw stuff at your bedroom window tonight, and run away...

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      • assasainA Offline
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        assasain
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        #28

        lol bring it

        im sure its true, but some pics just look fishy i think

        Originally Posted by 00vtec View Post
        I take cash or check. True honda owners can hear it in anything no matter what the mods.

        "Imo kick yo ass so hard that candy comes out"

        hung like a butterfly but stings like a bee....

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        • 94NDTA9 Offline
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          94NDTA
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          I will, you better have windex....or an off brand of windex...

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          • bubbaB Offline
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            beachbum_jon;171716 wrote:
            i beleive it, at our farm we had a calf born a few years back with 2 heads, it died, but these weird things are possible

            That would be sweet, there was a place in Wadena I think that had a mounted one...it'd be worth some bucks if u kept it.

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            • DelSlowD Offline
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              DelSlow
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              BS that kid shot it...dad probly did.

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              • assasainA Offline
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                assasain
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                #32

                i like how he's getting a role in a movie for killing an animal..... stupid

                i still call hoax

                Originally Posted by 00vtec View Post
                I take cash or check. True honda owners can hear it in anything no matter what the mods.

                "Imo kick yo ass so hard that candy comes out"

                hung like a butterfly but stings like a bee....

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                • 94NDTA9 Offline
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                  94NDTA
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                  I like how you play with your hair....

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                    94NDTA;171753 wrote:
                    I like how you play with your hair....

                    are you secretly gay and stalking greg???? kinda creapy:icon_queen:

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                    • ParkerP Offline
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                      The Anniston Star reported that the feral hog was weighed at the Clay County Farmer's Exchange in Lineville. Workers at the co-op verified that the basic truck scales used were recently certified by the state. But no workers from the co-op were present when the hog was weighed.ummm what? from what i read and heard from other sources. he shot it with a 50 cal hand gun..... why the hell would you even attempt to try to bring down that big of a pig with that gun....

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                      > BlueSRT0483;244555 wrote:
                      > As proven by Parker... Not everything you read on the internet is true.
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                      • assasainA Offline
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                        assasain
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                        #36

                        like i said.... fake....

                        oh and matt we have just been friends for a while, we actually live across the street from eachother.. he's just joking

                        Originally Posted by 00vtec View Post
                        I take cash or check. True honda owners can hear it in anything no matter what the mods.

                        "Imo kick yo ass so hard that candy comes out"

                        hung like a butterfly but stings like a bee....

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                        • 94NDTA9 Offline
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                          94NDTA
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                          Parker;171759 wrote:
                          ummm what? from what i read and heard from other sources. he shot it with a 50 cal hand gun..... why the hell would you even attempt to try to bring down that big of a pig with that gun....

                          Maybe it's because most people will never see a ferel hog in their lifetime that weighs over 300 lbs, and people who hunt these things are not doing long distance shots, they are doing 20-30 yd shots, well within the capability of a .50 cal handgun.

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                            94NDTA
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                            assasain;171762 wrote:
                            like i said.... fake....

                            oh and matt we have just been friends for a while, we actually live across the street from eachother.. he's just joking

                            No I'm not...........

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                              assasain
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                              0.o...

                              94NDTA;171769 wrote:
                              No I'm not...........

                              ...

                              Originally Posted by 00vtec View Post
                              I take cash or check. True honda owners can hear it in anything no matter what the mods.

                              "Imo kick yo ass so hard that candy comes out"

                              hung like a butterfly but stings like a bee....

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                                Can I have about tree-fiddy Shell?

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                                  god dammit i will not give ya tree fiddy, if i start now u'll just keep comin back, this one time i got abducted by aliens and do u know what the alien said to me? he ask if he could get about tree fiddy. then i found out the alien was just the god damn lochness monster dressed up like a alien

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                                    CHEF'S DAD
                                    Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight
                                    years ago. Me and the little lady was
                                    out on this boat, you see, all alone
                                    at night, when all of a sudden this
                                    huge creature, this giant crustacean
                                    from the paleolithic era, comes out
                                    of the water.

                                                                     CHEF'S MOM
                                                         We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I 
                                                         jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, 
                                                         what on earth is that creature?!"
                                    
                                                         
                                                                     THOMAS
                                                         It stood above us looking down with 
                                                         these big red eyes,-
                                    
                                                                     CHEF'S MOM
                                                         Oh, it was so scary!
                                    
                                                                     THOMAS
                                                         -and I yelled. I said, "What do you 
                                                         want from us, monster?!" And the monster 
                                                         bent down and said, "...Uh I need about 
                                                         tree-fitty." 
                                    
                                                                     KYLE
                                                         What's tree-fitty?
                                    
                                                                     THOMAS
                                                         Three dollars and fifty cents.
                                    
                                                                     CHEF'S MOM
                                                         Tree-fitty.
                                    
                                                                     STAN
                                                         He wanted money?
                                    
                                                                     THOMAS
                                                         That's right. I said "I ain't giving 
                                                         you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness 
                                                         monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
                                    
                                                         
                                                                     CHEF'S MOM
                                                         I gave him a dollar.
                                    
                                                                     THOMAS
                                                         She gave him a dollar.
                                    
                                                                     CHEF'S MOM
                                                         I thought he'd go away if I gave him 
                                                         a dollar.
                                    
                                                                     THOMAS
                                                         Well of course he's not gonna go away, 
                                                         Nellie! You gave him a dollar, he's 
                                                         gonna assume you got more!
                                    
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                                      THOMAS
                                      And that was the third time we saw the
                                      Loch Ness monster. Then one time, I
                                      believe it was July-

                                                                       NELLIE
                                                           August.
                                      
                                                                       THOMAS
                                                           -August. There's a knock on the door. 
                                                           I open it, and there's this cute little 
                                                           girl scout-
                                      
                                                                       NELLIE
                                                           And she was so adorable, with the little 
                                                           pig tails and all.
                                      
                                                                       THOMAS
                                                           -And she says to me, "How would you 
                                                           like to buy some cookies?" And I said 
                                                           "Well, what kind do you have?" She had 
                                                           thin mints, graham crunchy things-
                                      
                                                           
                                                                       NELLIE
                                                           Raisin oatmeal.
                                      
                                                                       THOMAS
                                                           -Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take 
                                                           a graham crunch. How much will that 
                                                           be?" And she looks at me and she says, 
                                                           "...Uh I need about tree-fitty."
                                      
                                                                       NELLIE
                                                           ...Tree-fitty.
                                      
                                                                       THOMAS
                                                           Well, it was about that time that I 
                                                           notice that girl scout was about eight 
                                                           stories tall and was a crustacean from 
                                                           the protozoic era.
                                      
                                                                       NELLIE
                                                           The Loch Ness monster.
                                      
                                                                       THOMAS
                                                           I said, "Dammit monster! Get off my 
                                                           lawn! I ain't giving you no tree-fitty!" 
                                                           It said, "how about just two-fitty?" 
                                                           I said, "Oh, now it's only two-fitty!! 
                                                           What?! Is there a sale on Loch Ness 
                                                           munchies or something?!"
                                      
                                                                       NELLIE
                                                           Lord, he was angry.
                                      
                                                                       THOMAS
                                                           Damn right, I was angry!
                                      
                                                                       NELLIE
                                                           Not you, the monster. He was about to 
                                                           kick your ass.
                                      
                                                                       THOMAS
                                                           Aah, shut your mouth, woman!
                                      
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                                        THOMAS
                                        Could I have your attention please?
                                        Tomorrow, my son is gonna get married
                                        to a beautiful lady. I'm very happy
                                        for them both. Ooh there I go! I told
                                        myself I wasn't gonna cry, now.

                                                                         CHEF
                                                             It's okay, pop.
                                        
                                                                         NELLIE
                                                             Thomas, you're gonna get me going now. 
                                                             
                                        
                                                                         THOMAS
                                                             Oh, I remember when Chef was just a 
                                                             three-year-old little man. He came running 
                                                             up to me with a big smile and his little 
                                                             chef's hat on, and he said, "Poppa, 
                                                             poppa!" I said "What do you need, Chef, 
                                                             my boy?", and he said, "...I need about 
                                                             tree-fitty."
                                        
                                                                         NELLIE
                                                             ...Tree-fitty.
                                        
                                                                         THOMAS
                                                             Well, it was about that time I got suspicious. 
                                                             I said, "Chef, why do you need tree-fitty?" 
                                                             He said, "My imaginary friend Goo-Goo 
                                                             the dinosaur wants it." I went to my 
                                                             son's room, and sure enough, there was 
                                                             the Loch Ness monster!
                                        
                                                                         NELLIE
                                                             Oh, it was scary!
                                        
                                                                         THOMAS
                                                             I said, "Dammit monster! You stop bugging 
                                                             my children now! We work for our money 
                                                             in this house and we don't give money 
                                                             away!"
                                        
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                                          ...And then these aliens had me up on
                                          their ship, right? They was probing
                                          me and all that.

                                                                           NELLIE
                                                               We had taco salad that night.
                                          
                                                                           THOMAS
                                                               Don't matter what we had for dinner 
                                                               woman! Now this alien had a big head 
                                                               and big black eyes, and it was all bent 
                                                               over me. I said, "What do you want from 
                                                               me, alien?!" and do you know what he 
                                                               said?
                                          
                                                                           NELLIE
                                                               Tree-fitty.
                                          
                                                                           THOMAS
                                                               Uh. Let me tell the damn story now! 
                                                               He said, "tree-fitty." And so I realized 
                                                               I that it wasn't no alien, it was that 
                                                               God-damned Loch Ness monster again, 
                                                               trying to trick me into giving him tree-fitty 
                                                               by dressing up like an alien. Don't 
                                                               that just beat all?!
                                          
                                                                           NELLIE
                                                               I had just given him tree-fitty the 
                                                               week before.
                                          
                                                                           THOMAS
                                                               What?! You gave that monster another 
                                                               damn tree-fitty?!
                                          
                                                                           NELLIE
                                                                He tricked me.
                                          
                                                                           THOMAS
                                                               Well no wonder the damn monster keeps 
                                                               coming back to our house! You keep giving 
                                                               it tree-fitty!
                                          
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