big freaking pig

[Guest]

...And then these aliens had me up on
their ship, right? They was probing
me and all that.

                                 NELLIE
                     We had taco salad that night.

                                 THOMAS
                     Don't matter what we had for dinner 
                     woman! Now this alien had a big head 
                     and big black eyes, and it was all bent 
                     over me. I said, "What do you want from 
                     me, alien?!" and do you know what he 
                     said?

                                 NELLIE
                     Tree-fitty.

                                 THOMAS
                     Uh. Let me tell the damn story now! 
                     He said, "tree-fitty." And so I realized 
                     I that it wasn't no alien, it was that 
                     God-damned Loch Ness monster again, 
                     trying to trick me into giving him tree-fitty 
                     by dressing up like an alien. Don't 
                     that just beat all?!

                                 NELLIE
                     I had just given him tree-fitty the 
                     week before.

                                 THOMAS
                     What?! You gave that monster another 
                     damn tree-fitty?!

                                 NELLIE
                      He tricked me.

                                 THOMAS
                     Well no wonder the damn monster keeps 
                     coming back to our house! You keep giving 
                     it tree-fitty!

[Guest]

http://www.imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-The-Succubus.html

[Guest]

sorry for whoring this, but you started it shell...

[assasain]

lol jesus tjamz

[Turbo5Oh]

well i guess thats my bad, south park is good shit though

[DelSlow]

dumb thread.

[Guest]

I'll stop whoring for tree-fitty

[Guest]

hmmmm....turns out it wasn't really "wild" afterall......
http://www.startribune.com/531/story/1220493.html

[Guest]

but it was big

[SPANISH-RICE]

that sucks you beat me to it...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18989526/

[DelSlow]

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[bubba]

So, basically the same thing as some guided deer hunts and stuff where they pretty much raise the animal like livestock and letting them go in a little area and shooting them, to me that's not exactly hunting...anyone can go shoot a fenced in animal.

[assasain]

what a d-bag