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  • MisterCMKM Offline
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    MisterCMK
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    bwhahaha

    “Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

    FASTER THAN DUBBSY

    > thrash;315544 wrote:
    > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
    >
    > Ford is back :)

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    • YellowEvoY Offline
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      lmfao that shit is hilarious

      2003 Mitsubishi Evolution 8
      2011 Ford F150 Ecoboost

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      • wesholeW Offline
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        That's got to be a joke. I just cant believe thaparents nowadays could/would do that.

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        • assasainA Offline
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          wow...... some people are just plain fucked up

          Originally Posted by 00vtec View Post
          I take cash or check. True honda owners can hear it in anything no matter what the mods.

          "Imo kick yo ass so hard that candy comes out"

          hung like a butterfly but stings like a bee....

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          • RexwagonR Offline
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            this is fucken hilarious

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            • D S ohMD Offline
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              D S ohM
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              Wow, is it legal to sell your underage daughter to some guy you don't even know? That's kind of messed up...but funny.

              I wanna go fast!

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                TsiTom
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                The testimonials are even funnier...the parents seem to be in financial trouble and selling their daughter saved them...lol...wow...

                Tom Opgrand
                1993 Talon TSi - Drive it , break it, fix it, repeat.
                2008 Kawasaki 1600 Mean Streak
                2011 Camry

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                • SPANISH-RICES Offline
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                  SPANISH-RICE
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                  this has to be a joke right? i looked through the site and it looks like they put some time into if it is

                  here a psht, there psht, everywhere a psht psht
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                  • JoelJ Offline
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                    Joel
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                    Site looks legit...

                    no race car? becuz homeowner...

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                      Colin;185850 wrote:
                      http://marryourdaughter.org/index.php

                      this is either awesome or horrible.
                      The parents should be drug out the street and shot! The girls are bought and sold like cattle.

                      86 Nissan 300zx 12.43 @ 114 Top End Dragways

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                      • SmitEvoS Offline
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                        http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/marryourdaughter.asp

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                        • capitljC Offline
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                          WTF creepy.

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                          > Mitch Hedberg wrote:
                          > I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.

                          ASE certified parts specialist.
                          2004 Impala LS 3.8

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                            Maybe someone should try it like a sting maybe might be kinda fun.

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                            > Mitch Hedberg wrote:
                            > I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.

                            ASE certified parts specialist.
                            2004 Impala LS 3.8

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                              Evan
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                              That is so weird

                              > bubba;204638 wrote:
                              > U intelligent..no And I buy all my cars/parts in cash, and bring ur car/camel to the track and we'll see how bad u get owned...

                              <u>Past Rides:</u>
                              -1999 Ponitac Grand Am-Blew up than Sold
                              -2003 Dr-Z 125-Sold
                              -1986 Ford F-250-(shitter truck, blew up) Sold

                              <u>Current Rides:</u>
                              -1998 Ford Explorer XLT-DD (Gas hog)
                              -1994 Honda Civic Del Sol Si-(Motorless, VTAK Crackin Machine Coming Soon YO!)

                              Do not get work done by JG Engine Dynamics

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