what does your car make you?
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revolutionz_s13;197076 wrote:
QFT. In fact, some people will go as far as to bend their nismo power brace(almost impossible to do for most people) ahahahahahahahaI know of someone that did that while attempting a drift... hmmmmmmmmmm
> Parker;299126 wrote:
> blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah German cars are the best thing since sliced bread. -
I have to laugh sometimes when seeing a great big pickup (F350 for example) that's tearing through the snow and acting fearless, cutting me and everyone else driving sensibly off. When I hypotheticallyl follow him to Kmart, expecting to see a 6'4" 260 lb hick get out but instead see the world's tallest midget exit.....I have to laugh. Things aren't always as I expect them to be.
All hypothetically of course.
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DelSlow;197060 wrote:
its a double standard. But yes. Yes it does.I have to agree with this one. My younger brother has a lifted truck with loud exhaust, and CB whips on his truck. When i see a truck like that i think to myself "HICK" but in all reality my brother is a hick. A southern accent, tobacco chewing, larry the cable guy wanna be hick. It drives me nuts. Even his freinds are like that. Take it how you want it i guess.
Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car
Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall
Torque is how far you take the wall with you -
Mine makes me a ricer.....
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XJHEAD;197091 wrote:
Almost divorcedQFT!!!!!
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ruthless351;197093 wrote:
I have to agree with this one. My younger brother has a lifted truck with loud exhaust, and CB whips on his truck. When i see a truck like that i think to myself "HICK" but in all reality my brother is a hick. A southern accent, tobacco chewing, larry the cable guy wanna be hick. It drives me nuts. Even his freinds are like that. Take it how you want it i guess.haha Shawn, your brother is awesome!
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Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars.
Acura NSX - I'm impotent.Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires.
Buick Park Avenue - I'm older than 34 of the 50 states.
Cadillac Eldorado - I'm a pimp.
Cadillac Seville - I'm a very good Mary Kay salesman.Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people.
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette.
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower.
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
Dodge Dakota - I've always wanted a womans pickup truck.Ferrari Testarossa - I'm known to prematurely ejaculate.
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart).
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones.
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them.Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit.
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.Infiniti Q45 - I'm a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I'm so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle.
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Lincoln Navigator - I love scaring the crap out of the guy who is driving a civic.Mercury Grand Marquis - I'm an AARP member and need my social security for the car payment.
Mercedes 500SL - I can go 0-60 in about 6 seconds if the car doesnt fall apart at 50.
Mercedes 560SEL - I'm dating a mechanic.
Mercedes ML320 - I'm a badass soccer mom.Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler.
MGB - I'm dating a little person.
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either.
Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Nissan Maxima - I couldn't afford an Infiniti.Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts.
Oldsmobille Bravada - I laugh in the face of the guy who's driving a Blazer.Peugeot 505 Diesel - I'm on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List.
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock.
Pontiac GTO - Gas, tires, & orgasms.
Pontiac Aztek - Too easy.Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie.
Porsche 944 - I'm dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too liberal.
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic).
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu.
Toyota Camry - I'm still in the closet.
Toyota Land Cruiser- I would go off road if I could.Volkswagen Cabriolet - I'm out of the closet.
Volkswagen Microbus - I'm trippin right now.
Volkswagen Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns.Volvo 740 Wagon - I'm very frightened of my wife
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zbrown;197104 wrote:
I judge that everyone who calls a pickup a truck is indeed a hick...See, I think the opposite. I grew up on a farm calling them pickups, but EVERYONE I knew from a town larger than ~5000 people called them trucks.
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mine makes me never stuck, ever
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