AC Slatering

[Jim]

I saw this on MNSportcompacts, one of the few things i actually laughed out loud at... lol

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=3597281

Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

[GnArKiLl]

Jim;197256 wrote:
Ill die if anyone else finds out.

lol so y the fuck would you post it hahahaha

[amicheze]

That's gotta be a fake. I think I remember someone else posting about a thread on there about some guy who got drunk and sucked off some other guy.

[JN210]

WOW lol, that would really suck....ya...if he doesnt want anyone to know about?...why post? lol

[civic91]

why would you even do that at your gf house.

[NickB]

oh god kirk told me about this the other weekend......

[capitlj]

Yeah I think I would hold it unless it was an emergency. Now if it was at my inlaws house thats another story. Hypothetically speaking.

[weshole]

Hello!!! Doesn't the door have a lock?

[civic91]

i think it said he forgot to lock it

[DaveH]

Doesn't everyone poop facing backwards on the toilet? It gives you a nice flat surface for the magazine/newspaper.

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[JN210]

lol, wow. That is probably the most retarded thing to do at a GF's house.....I cant even begin to say how embarrassing that would be to be caught....not only just takin a shit...but facing backwards???WTF? lol

[thrash]

he should have upper-decked the toilet instead

[civic91]

lol ^^^ that probably would have been less embarrassing

[SPANISH-RICE]

my old roomate was telling about a guy he worked with going over to dinner at his girlfriends house for the first time and after dinner he went to take a shit up stairs and clogged the toilet so bad they had to call a plumber. funniest part was i think he said the next time he came over it happened again!

[capitlj]

The upper deck, ah memories. That shit is harder than it sounds

[SPANISH-RICE]

haha literally^

[99civic]

lmao!!!