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Funniest thread ever, no kidding

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  • T Offline
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    tapout
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    Now there's a guy that knows how to tell a story.

    ".....this guy had spent the last week and a half sitting on his couch jerkin it to Big Wet Arses in stereo." This is by far my favorite line.

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      Some people 😄

      FASTER THAN DUBBSY

      > thrash;315544 wrote:
      > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
      >
      > Ford is back :)

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        legacy-user-544
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        #4

        haha. that shits great.

        1995 Mitsubishi 3000gt 99.9% stock

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        • K Offline
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          KA-T_240
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          #5

          OMG!

          So much for studying for Accounting.

          PM me for:
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          Diesel repairs or performance products.

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            NDem2
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            lol, probably some of the funniest stuff ive read on the web.

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              assasain
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              #7

              thats freaking halarious omg

              Originally Posted by 00vtec View Post
              I take cash or check. True honda owners can hear it in anything no matter what the mods.

              "Imo kick yo ass so hard that candy comes out"

              hung like a butterfly but stings like a bee....

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                JN210
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                AHAHAHA!!!!, I want his job.

                *1989 Nissan 300ZX Z31 *
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                > DelSlow;262050 wrote:
                > I like the new JN210

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                  svxAL
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                  #9

                  this shits funny as hell!!

                  94 Subaru SVX FWD
                  subaru-svx.net
                  1999 silverado

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                    Jim
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                    #10

                    hahah just finished them all...

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                      That was great...i want that guys job....better then sitting on your ass all day bored

                      Current Cars:
                      08 Honda Ruckus - Stunt Machine
                      93 Subaru Impreza L - DD/ Winter beater
                      90 Honda CRX - Project car
                      90 Honda CRX Dx - Burnt (R.I.P.) - Racecar

                      Past Cars: 85 Chevy C-10, 87 Dodge D-50, 91 Honda Prelude Si, 91 Buick Regal, 91 Acura Integra Ls, 87 Mazda RX-7, 90 Honda Civic Si, 91 Honda Civic Si, 89 Chevy S-10, 91 Honda Crx Hf, 91 Acura Integra Rs, 95 Subaru Impreza L, 92 Acura Integra GSR, 89 Mazda RX-7 (LT1), 88 Mazda RX-7, 92 Civic Cx, 87 Mazda RX-7 TII

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                        wa2fastcamaro
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                        those are the funniest things I have read in a long time, tanks for a few hours of entertainment.

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                          SPANISH-RICE
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                          omg thats hilarious, but damnit i only read a few cuase i gots to study.

                          here a psht, there psht, everywhere a psht psht
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                          • 95 CIVIC EX- DD 320whp on a mustang dyno
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                            91teggy
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                            This shit is hilarious "holy shit i told you his dick was gonna fall out" this guy needs an article in a magazine or something.

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                              capitlj
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                              Sir, can you getcho dick offa my counter?!

                              Funniest thing I have ever heard
                              lmao Xa trillion

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                              > Mitch Hedberg wrote:
                              > I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.

                              ASE certified parts specialist.
                              2004 Impala LS 3.8

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                                JN210
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                                Try some of these......

                                http://www.tampaforums.com/forums/sex-relationships/letting-girl-f-you-ww-306118/

                                http://www.tampaforums.com/forums/free-4-all/new-orleans-looter-pics-funny-hell-updated-page-253279/

                                *1989 Nissan 300ZX Z31 *
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                                > DelSlow;262050 wrote:
                                > I like the new JN210

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