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You might be from North Dakota.

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  • smtomps1955S Offline
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    smtomps1955
    wrote on last edited by
    #1

    Some funny...some stupid

    If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord You might
    live in North Dakota

    If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8
    inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim
    by, You might live in North Dakota.

    If you're proud that your state makes the national news primarily
    because it houses the coldest spot in the nation, You might live in
    North Dakota.

    If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy",
    You might live in North Dakota

    If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, You
    might live in North Dakota.

    If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,

    You might live in North Dakota.

    If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
    forehead, You might live in North Dakota.

    If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You might live in

    North Dakota.

    If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, You might live
    in North Dakota.

    If you know how to correctly pronounce Medina, Cando, and Hebron, You
    might live in North Dakota.

    If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, You might live in
    North Dakota.

    If you measure distance in hours,
    You might live in North Dakota.

    If your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup, You might live in North
    Dakota.

    If you know several people who have hit deer more than once, You might
    live in North Dakota.

    If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C"in the same day and back again,

    You might live in North Dakota.

    If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
    blizzard, without flinching, You might live in North Dakota.

    If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, You might
    live in North Dakota.

    If you've installed security lights on your house and garage and leave
    both unlocked, You might live in North Dakota.

    If the largest traffic jam in your town centers around a high school
    basketball game, You might live in North Dakota.

    If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to

    use them, You might live in North Dakota.

    If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Wal-Mart at any

    given time, You might live in North Dakota.

    If there are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than on Deer gun
    Opener, You might live in North Dakota.

    If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, You
    might live in North Dakota.

    If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with

    snow, You might live in North Dakota.

    If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road

    construction, You might live in North Dakota.

    If you can identify a southern or eastern accent, You might live in
    North Dakota.

    If you consider Fargo exotic,
    You might live in North Dakota.

    If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your

    cottonwood, You might live in North Dakota.

    If the sunbelt to you means Bismarck,
    You might live in North Dakota.

    If a brat is something you eat,
    You might live in North Dakota.

    If finding your misplaced car keys involves looking in the ignition,
    You might live in North Dakota.

    If you go out to a fish fry every Friday, You might live in North
    Dakota.

    If you find 0 degrees a little chilly,
    You might live in North Dakota.

    1980 Chevrolet Silverado lifted
    2003 f150 supercrew
    2002 Urabus WRX sedan
    1991 Nissan Hardbody

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    :icon_puke_l:

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    • ParkerP Offline
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      Parker
      wrote on last edited by
      #2

      you might be from North Dakota.... If you post something stupid like this about North Dakota...

      10 Jeep
      10 F450
      08 F250
      05 F350
      86 rx7
      70 F100
      63 Olds

      > BlueSRT0483;244555 wrote:
      > As proven by Parker... Not everything you read on the internet is true.
      > Trafik Jamz;260984 wrote:
      > You are right Parker.

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      • itRfanI Offline
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        itRfan
        wrote on last edited by
        #3

        ^^^lol

        legacy image

        "tell the misses that thats how you got the man and thats how you KEEP the man

        words to live by from the wise one"
        -weshole

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        • smtomps1955S Offline
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          smtomps1955
          wrote on last edited by
          #4

          Oh what no fail pics i feel left out from e-hatred.

          1980 Chevrolet Silverado lifted
          2003 f150 supercrew
          2002 Urabus WRX sedan
          1991 Nissan Hardbody

          [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

          :icon_puke_l:

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          • capitljC Offline
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            capitlj
            wrote on last edited by
            #5

            This thread does not fail. Most of those are pretty funny. Some fail tho.

            legacy image
            > Mitch Hedberg wrote:
            > I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.

            ASE certified parts specialist.
            2004 Impala LS 3.8

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            • smtomps1955S Offline
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              smtomps1955
              wrote on last edited by
              #6

              capitlj;212000 wrote:
              This thread does not fail. Most of those are pretty funny. Some fail tho.

              oh but i got it covered

              legacy image[/IMG]

              1980 Chevrolet Silverado lifted
              2003 f150 supercrew
              2002 Urabus WRX sedan
              1991 Nissan Hardbody

              [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

              :icon_puke_l:

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              • ? This user is from outside of this forum
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                wrote on last edited by
                #7

                smtomps1955;212002 wrote:
                oh but i got it covered

                ![legacy image](legacy image)

                That's funny....not the tank, but the fact that you failed in properly posting a fail pic (notice the extra legacy image tags around the pic)

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                • ParkerP Offline
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                  Parker
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #8

                  this is almost McFAIL material....

                  legacy image

                  10 Jeep
                  10 F450
                  08 F250
                  05 F350
                  86 rx7
                  70 F100
                  63 Olds

                  > BlueSRT0483;244555 wrote:
                  > As proven by Parker... Not everything you read on the internet is true.
                  > Trafik Jamz;260984 wrote:
                  > You are right Parker.

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