You might be from North Dakota.
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Some funny...some stupid
If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord You might
live in North DakotaIf you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim
by, You might live in North Dakota.If you're proud that your state makes the national news primarily
because it houses the coldest spot in the nation, You might live in
North Dakota.If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy",
You might live in North DakotaIf your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, You
might live in North Dakota.If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
You might live in North Dakota.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
forehead, You might live in North Dakota.If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You might live in
North Dakota.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, You might live
in North Dakota.If you know how to correctly pronounce Medina, Cando, and Hebron, You
might live in North Dakota.If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, You might live in
North Dakota.If you measure distance in hours,
You might live in North Dakota.If your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup, You might live in North
Dakota.If you know several people who have hit deer more than once, You might
live in North Dakota.If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C"in the same day and back again,
You might live in North Dakota.
If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard, without flinching, You might live in North Dakota.If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, You might
live in North Dakota.If you've installed security lights on your house and garage and leave
both unlocked, You might live in North Dakota.If the largest traffic jam in your town centers around a high school
basketball game, You might live in North Dakota.If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to
use them, You might live in North Dakota.
If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Wal-Mart at any
given time, You might live in North Dakota.
If there are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than on Deer gun
Opener, You might live in North Dakota.If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, You
might live in North Dakota.If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow, You might live in North Dakota.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction, You might live in North Dakota.
If you can identify a southern or eastern accent, You might live in
North Dakota.If you consider Fargo exotic,
You might live in North Dakota.If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your
cottonwood, You might live in North Dakota.
If the sunbelt to you means Bismarck,
You might live in North Dakota.If a brat is something you eat,
You might live in North Dakota.If finding your misplaced car keys involves looking in the ignition,
You might live in North Dakota.If you go out to a fish fry every Friday, You might live in North
Dakota.If you find 0 degrees a little chilly,
You might live in North Dakota. -
Oh what no fail pics i feel left out from e-hatred.
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capitlj;212000 wrote:
This thread does not fail. Most of those are pretty funny. Some fail tho.oh but i got it covered
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smtomps1955;212002 wrote:
oh but i got it coveredThat's funny....not the tank, but the fact that you failed in properly posting a fail pic (notice the extra
tags around the pic)
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