my guard duck

[King Ricer]

where the fuck you get it at? i may want one!

[bubba]

When u least expect it, i'm eating him...

[SPANISH-RICE]

damn it bubba i will drop kick you in the throat repeatedly until you die if you keep eyeballin my duck all wrong

[JohnW]

thats a nice looking duck.

[ichibankilla]

List of things you would least expect.

1) Attack Duck

2) The Spanish Inquisition

Here's where you can buy the actual sign.
Attack Duck sign

[juan]

dude thats freakin awsome. i will never think about stealin your shit again. i dont think i could handle a fierce duck like that

[SPANISH-RICE]

juan;216938 wrote:
i will never think about stealin your shit <u>again.</u>

woa looks like Barret my attack duck is gonna be making a visit to you soon.

[ichibankilla]

I was bored so I made this.

[fromtheashes]

Wow thats about all I can say about this, That duck has got to the most reliable security system ever. That duck is going to do work

[99civic]

wow that is pimp i want an attack duck. that lowrider pics is funny as hell lol!!!

[no_slow_clap]

ima steal your duck when i move. thats like the 3rd most retarted thing i have ever seen....next to the black kid that hadcuffed himself to a chair at meritcare yesterday, and urabus.

[JN210]

thats awesome.....We raised attack pheasants if the turtle doesn't help...

[StangerBanger96]

King Ricer;216899 wrote:
where the fuck you get it at? i may want one!

$4 at Tractor Supply Co. If they have any left...

~$35 for supplies to keep it alive.

[gsrEK]

no_slow_clap;216976 wrote:
ima steal your duck when i move. thats like the 3rd most retarted thing i have ever seen....next to the black kid that hadcuffed himself to a chair at meritcare yesterday, and urabus.

haha urabus

ur duck is pimp! the face expression on matt when he got home was priceless tho!!

[bubba]

gsrEK;216983 wrote:
the face expression on matt when he got home was priceless tho!!

I woulda like to see that...

[GarageAlchemist]

so when does it start taking Kung Fu lessons?

[bubba]

http://www.recipezaar.com/recipes/duck

[legacy-user-532]

haha awesome idea. What are the laws in moorhead in accordance with ducks? Wasnt there a big deal last summer in downer or barnesville about a lady with ducks? Better be careful, your enemies may report you and you could end up in a big standoff when the cops try to confiscate it. And by the looks of that duck, he has a "take no prisoners" attitude. haha

[Turbo5Oh]

i wanted a pet duck for a while now but i could never figure out what i would do with it in the winter. they shit more then monkies and they cant get very cold

[inspector01]

Turbo5Oh;217059 wrote:
i could never figure out what i would do with it in the winter.

Eat it obviously