Why police are worthless
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Yeah, the #1 reason they won't do it is for liability purposes as they are afraid that they might accidentally pull some wires loose or damage your door in some other way. They don't want to get stuck paying for your mistake....and heaven forbid they accidentally pull off a side impact airbag wire and either the airbag goes off when they do it, OR it doesn't go off after you get into an accident and you get killed. From their standpoint, it's just not worth the potential headache....waiver or not.
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One time I called the cops and was like "hey, I am seriously horny, and i know you have chick cops, can you send someone pretty over?"
Well they did, but she arrested me. Not like fantasy role playing arrested, but for real.
I definitely didn't feel "served" or "protected".
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JN210;230486 wrote:
Ever lock your keys in your car and rely on the Fargo/Moorhead PD to help you out?, Well, I did once with my Z and they came and helped me and I was greatful for their help...but today, I was driving my POS pontiac and accidently locked the keys in and called just about EVERY police department around and ended up at the first place I called, I was IN west fargo and that was who they said unlocked cars, and they told me some bullshit about them not doing that for years when only a couple weeks ago they helped me in the same area.....To serve and protect....what a bunch of lies.....to those of you who are police monitering this forum....Get your shit straight, either unlock cars and be helpful....or continue being useless....I no longer have faith in the FPD,unless they can do something to change my mind./rant
I got an idea, get a spare set of keys?
To serve and protect doesnt include holding your hand to unlock your doors once a month.:icon_porc: -
This thread is total crap. I cant believe you think the police are just there to serve you when your forgetfull ass locks your keys in the car. That makes you an IGNORANT FUCK!! Ever heard of a locksmith? God forbid you actually pay someone for a service. How about taking accountability for your actions instead of ranting about something that you have no right to.
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When I did my ride along last spring we stopped at JC Chumleys in Moorhead and unlocked some girls car. My girlfriend has locked her keys in her car several times and Moorhead PD has always showed up to unlock it for her, free of charge. This thread is, like almost everyone has said, one of the dumbest things I've ever read...
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Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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y.....a....w......n ..... no really i just yawned.:)
Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car
Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall
Torque is how far you take the wall with you -
Somebody make a "Why JN210 is worthless" thread. Then we can all give our reasons why he's worthless then we can vote and make a top 10 list.
Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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bubba;230736 wrote:
This is an excellent idea... but i'm too lazyI thought about doing it myself but I'm in the same boat as you are.
It's the damn weekend and even getting up to piss seems like a chore.Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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