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  • DelSlowD Offline
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    Parker;262525 wrote:
    My guess is this... The neighbor most likely came to Will the first time and asked nicely.... And then Will just continued to be the little bitch he is..... And then created a thread about it because he cant understand why someone in this world could be mad at him, for parking on a public street...

    i hope he gets your rustbucket towed...

    He didn't asking me nicely at all. The very first confrontation or time he told my not to park in front of his house was 3 years ago when i he left a note on my sister's intrepid saying "Don't Fucking Park in font of my house." So ya Parker, you're very right, he was extremely nice about it and im just being a 'little bitch i am.' But since he is the one constantly bitching to me about it, and trying to get it towed behind my back, he took the low/whinny bitch road, and I took the high road. :icon_cat: Thanks Parker, your kind words inspired me.

    ichibankilla;262528 wrote:
    I didn't see anybody else ask this, sooooo. Is there or is there not parking allowed on your side of the street.

    There is no parking on the north side of the street, so only can park on that side.

    Colin;262518 wrote:
    If your neighbor came to you and asked you to: "please not park in front of my house during 7:30 to 5:30 because it really helps the appearance of my wife's business and makes it easier for the parents dropping off the kids" Even I would try to park 20 feet father down.

    I'd be willing to bet the neighbor did not ask in this way. I would imagine that if someone was to have shown Will a little respect in the first place, none of this would be happening.

    Among your other posts, you then painted yourself to be one of the older persons that passes judgement by age. I find that to be incredibly disrespectful.

    I do not assume that you are a mullet wearing, dumbass butt-rock fan who can't tie his shoes past his own enormous beer gut, simply because you have a tendency towards old corvettes. So why would you assume that Will is a disrespectful "kid".

    I also love the line: "try parking in front of my house and see what happens". Like what? There are really only two choices: 1) you talk a bunch of shit and walk away. 2) you do something stupid and get arrested or penalized.

    This is funny.

    Will: Just talk to the asshole across the street and call him on it. Tell him he's being an asshole, and if he stops and asks nicely, you will try to park down the street a ways. It is a resolution. It might not be exactly what either of you wants, but it keeps the peace in the neighborhood, which I feel is more important than either of your grievances.

    Exactly. Thank you. But ya I have tired telling him that he is being an ass, personally I would like to resolve it so nothing really happens at all to keep the neighborhoodly peace, but this guy (like 90% of older people) think that just because im young they can push me around and tell me I can't use/do something that I fucking pay for.

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    • Bp-08B Offline
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      I was hoping your neighbor was a hot chick and that you actually wanted someone to fuck her. damnit

      [SIZE="4"]you aren't unique like me... cant handle that my interior probably looks better than yours?[/SIZE][SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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        Bp-08;262569 wrote:
        I was hoping your neighbor was a hot chick and that you actually wanted someone to fuck her. damnit

        kinda funny here...I read the OP title and thought the same thing.

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        • GarageAlchemistG Offline
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          you should sleep with his wife, i bet that would get him to stop bitching about your parking.

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          • SPANISH-RICES Offline
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            garagealchemist;262573 wrote:
            you should sleep with his wife, i bet that would get him to stop bitching about your parking.

            ill take the job

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            • DelSlowD Offline
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              SPANISH-RICE;262582 wrote:
              ill take the job

              It's yours.

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              • T Offline
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                Sweet-WRX-Lovin;262497 wrote:
                While I think you're maybe inciting things a bit with your neighbor it sounds like you are in the right. Press harassment charges or get a restraining order if you feel threatened or just want him to stop his bitching. It is first come first serve parking from the description. The fact that you drive a vehicle that is unappealing to this person is their problem. I imagine if you could have a brand new Escalade or some shit to drive to school you'd park that there instead and the bitching might not be so bad. Since that is the only place to park on the street near your home fudge em. If they are worried about customer parking maybe they should rent a place that has just that.

                Edit: The fact that a parking area on a public street happens to be in front of someone's home does not make it anyone in particular's area. Get a bigger driveway if you need more parking to call your very own.

                torbs;262478 wrote:
                It is just as much Will's property as it is the other person's as parking is only allowed on one side of the street. Will parks in front of HIS house on the ONLY side of the street where parking is allowed.

                You are one of the few clueless idiots that think they are entitled to everything and believe everybody should bend over for you because you work for all you got...Most of us do work, have parents kind enough to help us along, or some combination of the two. Get over yourself already. The world isn't about you and nobody has to abide by what you want all for the sake of keeping the peace when it infringes on the other sides' same rights.

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                • bubbaB Offline
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                  Rexwagon;262496 wrote:
                  Y should he have to park somewhere else. If he doesnt like it then he should park his car there so that way Will cant park there. fucken stupid. If he wants a place for his "customers" to park then make his front yard a parking lot. this isnt fucken walmart. its a god damn public street.

                  QFT

                  SPANISH-RICE;262550 wrote:
                  Im down for the park-a-thon. Can we hard park at mad tyte jdm angles?

                  I'm so down... especially with my lovely looking beater...

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                  • torbsT Offline
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                    Trafik Jamz;262588 wrote:
                    I am Chuck Schwan and I approve of these messages.

                    There's no way you just agreed with me...who stole your computer while you were signed in? :spam:

                    lol

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                    • torbsT Offline
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                      SPANISH-RICE;262550 wrote:
                      Im down for the park-a-thon. Can we hard park at mad tyte jdm angles?

                      lol^

                      We should blare loud music from 6am-10pm as well...

                      double post king!

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                      • bubbaB Offline
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                        #72

                        torbs;262605 wrote:
                        lol^

                        We should blare loud music from 6am-10pm as well...

                        double post king!

                        double posting is so a few years ago... now you 7-10 in a row for it to be anything note worthy...

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                        08 Honda Ruckus - Stunt Machine
                        93 Subaru Impreza L - DD/ Winter beater
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                          I'd whip shitties on his lawn, and constantly have shady ppl hang out near his house... A Free Candy sign on your house would also be good

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                          08 Honda Ruckus - Stunt Machine
                          93 Subaru Impreza L - DD/ Winter beater
                          90 Honda CRX - Project car
                          90 Honda CRX Dx - Burnt (R.I.P.) - Racecar

                          Past Cars: 85 Chevy C-10, 87 Dodge D-50, 91 Honda Prelude Si, 91 Buick Regal, 91 Acura Integra Ls, 87 Mazda RX-7, 90 Honda Civic Si, 91 Honda Civic Si, 89 Chevy S-10, 91 Honda Crx Hf, 91 Acura Integra Rs, 95 Subaru Impreza L, 92 Acura Integra GSR, 89 Mazda RX-7 (LT1), 88 Mazda RX-7, 92 Civic Cx, 87 Mazda RX-7 TII

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                          • DelSlowD Offline
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                            #74

                            bubba;262607 wrote:
                            I'd whip shitties on his lawn, and constantly have shady ppl hang out near his house... A Free Candy sign on your house would also be good

                            So put up another free candy sign?

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                              that is bull shit, people are stupid, you cant do anything to harm his propery like people are saying, thats just asking for more shit, i didnt read all the replys so idk if anyone said this yet but youve got to pull out all the stops and make him come to your door again but when you answer the door do it completely nude, that will shut him up

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                                mow your lawn in a klux hood the next time parents are dropping off their kids, or dressed as hitler.

                                Getcher green hat, we are goin fishin.

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                                  Classic Step Brothers moment lol

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                                  • ruthless351R Offline
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                                    ruthless351
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                                    If in fact you cant park on the other side of the street then who cares what he says to you. It is not a parking lot it is a residential street. Ask the cops what you should do. Just make sure you move it if it cant be there longer than 48hrs.

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                                      crowmagnum;262631 wrote:
                                      that is bull shit, people are stupid, you cant do anything to harm his propery like people are saying, thats just asking for more shit, i didnt read all the replys so idk if anyone said this yet but youve got to pull out all the stops and make him come to your door again but when you answer the door do it completely nude, that will shut him up

                                      i dont even answer the door unless im full nude.

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                                        SPANISH-RICE;262656 wrote:
                                        i dont even answer the door unless im full nude.

                                        im coming over later then.

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                                          I see the collective intelligence on Fargostreet is up to a 6th grade level today. Way to go guys!

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