Fuck My Neighbor
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I actually saw this on a house/apartment for rent in Fargo, "Criminals who pay, OK".
Just put a "Room For Rent" sign with that on it in the front yard.
Of course you'd have to explain if somebody actually wanted to rent a room.
Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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63vette;262466 wrote:
respect....goes a long way these days.I completely agree!!! with this portion....
if you can't (the way it sounds) park on your side be the bigger person and talk to him about it in a calm non sarcastic manner and park down in front of his neighbors house...
I don't know the whole situation from the start but if he did try to talk to you nicely to start with your just being an ass hole if he just came up to you yelling and not asking from the start he's the ass hole BUT one of you has to be the bigger person here....
prove him to be the ass and be the bigger person if this is the case.
YOU HAVE TO MOVE OR LIVE WITH YOUR NEIGHBORS talk to them nicely....
i have a neighbor that when i first moved in let his dog crap all over without picking it up...
it took 3 times of talking to him but he now keeps his dog off my lawn so it's not full of dog shit he doesn't pick up... i clean up after my dog and it's also trained to go in her potty area (sand to be easly cleaned off)...
it might take a few times but each time just get a little more strongly worded until they get the idea...
he's been a good neighbor ever since!!!
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TakeYourTopOff;262895 wrote:
question have why don't you park in front of your house?Plz reread post #61
Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car
Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall
Torque is how far you take the wall with you -
TakeYourTopOff;262895 wrote:
I don't know the whole situation from the start but if he did try to talk to you nicely to start with your just being an ass hole if he just came up to you yelling and not asking from the start he's the ass hole BUT one of you has to be the bigger person here....Oh my God face palm, how many times do I have to say it? He has been nothing but an asshole to me about it. Never once has he come up to me and asked "Hey can you not park in front of my house (because i think i own it)" He started out with notes out our (not only mine, but my other neighbors) cars saying "don't fucking park here." Then moved on to ATTEMPTING TO HAVE MY CAR TOWED, then moved on to coming onto MY property and yelling at me.
So far I think iv been the bigger person seeming as how I have done nothing wrong...at all.
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QUOTE=DelSlow;262556]
Exactly. Thank you. But ya I have tired telling him that he is being an ass, personally I would like to resolve it so nothing really happens at all to keep the neighborhoodly peace, but this guy (like 90% of older people) think that just because im young they can push me around and tell me I can't use/do something that I fucking pay for.[/QUOTE]I could always drive up there and beat him with a shevel
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what is a shevel?
Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car
Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall
Torque is how far you take the wall with you -
OK so after reading 11 pages of this, saying "really?" and laughing a few times all i can contribute is another classic step brothers moment only taken farther for your special situation... Wait til all their customers are either dropping off or pickup up kids then put some good makeup on a friend and wrap him in plastic or a shower curtain and load his "lifeless" body into your rusty jeep
You could whistle the whole time you are doing it too just for added effect -
Kossick;262997 wrote:
OK so after reading 11 pages of this, saying "really?" and laughing a few times all i can contribute is another classic step brothers moment only taken farther for your special situation... Wait til all their customers are either dropping off or pickup up kids then put some good makeup on a friend and wrap him in plastic or a shower curtain and load his "lifeless" body into your rusty jeep You could whistle the whole time you are doing it too just for added effectshouldn't you be working instead of sitting on the computer??? last time i checked you complain bout me and kirk not working and yet you are the one posting during working hours.... faaaag
2003 Mitsubishi Evolution 8
2011 Ford F150 Ecoboost
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Yep.
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