Official Michael Jackson joke thread..

[99civic]

ok so what jokes are you guys getting so far. here the ones i got.

1. Due to the fact that michael jackson is 99% plastic he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.

2. Michael Jackson died from food poisioning..... he ate an 8 year old weiner.

[HandoEX]

Classy post.

[SPANISH-RICE]

To soon junior

the hurts still fresh

[fdfreak]

what time does the Neverland Ranch open?

when the big hand touches the little hand.

[amicheze]

Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett, two people who taught us how to beat it, died on the same day.

[Instigator]

amicheze;280500 wrote:
Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett, two people who taught us how to beat it, died on the same day.

Winner!

-Eric

[capitlj]

Epic win ^^^

[imprttuner2]

Epic Win!

[99civic]

^^ ah that one takes it wow!!!

[Rexwagon]

lmao

[King Ricer]

SPANISH-RICE;280485 wrote:
To soon junior

the hurts still fresh

think ive heard this before!

[SPANISH-RICE]

king ricer;280520 wrote:
think ive heard this before!

lol right, just to good not to repeat

[Trafik Jamz]

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong once walked on the moon.........

Michael Jackson fucks little boys.

[Bp-08]

When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all children to be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson.

[funky_monkey58]

Bp-08;280536 wrote:
When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all children to be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson.

Epic

[untitledfolder]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney movies? Disney movies can still touch kids.

[legacy-user-33]

Wow....can't wait till 99Civic dies, so we can make a joke thread.

[weshole]

T ! N;280546 wrote:
Wow....can't wait till 99Civic dies, so we can make a joke thread.

SHEIT!!!! We can now.

[Rexwagon]

T ! N;280546 wrote:
Wow....can't wait till 99Civic dies, so we can make a joke thread.

poor sport

[DrifterExtreme]

eh i just remember everyone getting butt hurt over people insulting the doushe bag on the bike that hit the truck.

wierd.......