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Official Michael Jackson joke thread..

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  • InstigatorI Offline
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    amicheze;280500 wrote:
    Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett, two people who taught us how to beat it, died on the same day.

    Winner!

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    • capitljC Offline
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      Epic win ^^^

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      • imprttuner2I Offline
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        Epic Win!

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        • 99civic9 Offline
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          ^^ ah that one takes it wow!!!

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          • RexwagonR Offline
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            #10

            lmao

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            • King RicerK Offline
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              SPANISH-RICE;280485 wrote:
              To soon junior

              the hurts still fresh

              think ive heard this before! 😉

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              • SPANISH-RICES Offline
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                king ricer;280520 wrote:
                think ive heard this before! 😉

                lol right, just to good not to repeat

                here a psht, there psht, everywhere a psht psht
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                • T Offline
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                  What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

                  Neil Armstrong once walked on the moon.........

                  Michael Jackson fucks little boys.

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                  • Bp-08B Offline
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                    When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all children to be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson.

                    [SIZE="4"]you aren't unique like me... cant handle that my interior probably looks better than yours?[/SIZE][SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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                    • funky_monkey58F Offline
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                      Bp-08;280536 wrote:
                      When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all children to be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson.

                      Epic

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                      • untitledfolderU Offline
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                        What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney movies? Disney movies can still touch kids.

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                        • legacy-user-33L Offline
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                          Wow....can't wait till 99Civic dies, so we can make a joke thread.

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                          • wesholeW Offline
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                            T ! N;280546 wrote:
                            Wow....can't wait till 99Civic dies, so we can make a joke thread.

                            SHEIT!!!! We can now.

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                            • RexwagonR Offline
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                              T ! N;280546 wrote:
                              Wow....can't wait till 99Civic dies, so we can make a joke thread.

                              poor sport

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                              • DrifterExtremeD Offline
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                                eh i just remember everyone getting butt hurt over people insulting the doushe bag on the bike that hit the truck.

                                wierd.......

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                                  Bp-08;280536 wrote:
                                  When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all children to be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson.

                                  LMFAO... I dont see what the problem with the jokes are... i mean come on the dude molested kids for gods sake...

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                                  • SPANISH-RICES Offline
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                                    bubba;280566 wrote:
                                    lmfao... I dont see what the problem with the jokes are... I mean come on the dude molested kids for gods sake...

                                    he was found not guilty cock smoke, as far as you can prove he didnt touch anyone

                                    here a psht, there psht, everywhere a psht psht
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                                    • JN210J Offline
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                                      haha, good jokes as some of them are, I honestly didnt have a problem with him, I will however say that he was better black...as soon as he was a whitey he was some messed up shit.

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                                      • SPANISH-RICES Offline
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                                        America is the only place a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman

                                        here a psht, there psht, everywhere a psht psht
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                                        • ichibankillaI Offline
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                                          SPANISH-RICE;280609 wrote:
                                          he was found not guilty cock smoke, as far as you can prove he didnt touch anyone

                                          Celebrity status and money can do wonders for a person.

                                          I have to say though, Moonwalker was a pretty kick ass movie.

                                          Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
                                          Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
                                          Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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