Official Michael Jackson joke thread..

[untitledfolder]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney movies? Disney movies can still touch kids.

[legacy-user-33]

Wow....can't wait till 99Civic dies, so we can make a joke thread.

[weshole]

T ! N;280546 wrote:
Wow....can't wait till 99Civic dies, so we can make a joke thread.

SHEIT!!!! We can now.

[Rexwagon]

T ! N;280546 wrote:
Wow....can't wait till 99Civic dies, so we can make a joke thread.

poor sport

[DrifterExtreme]

eh i just remember everyone getting butt hurt over people insulting the doushe bag on the bike that hit the truck.

wierd.......

[bubba]

Bp-08;280536 wrote:
When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all children to be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson.

LMFAO... I dont see what the problem with the jokes are... i mean come on the dude molested kids for gods sake...

[SPANISH-RICE]

bubba;280566 wrote:
lmfao... I dont see what the problem with the jokes are... I mean come on the dude molested kids for gods sake...

he was found not guilty cock smoke, as far as you can prove he didnt touch anyone

[JN210]

haha, good jokes as some of them are, I honestly didnt have a problem with him, I will however say that he was better black...as soon as he was a whitey he was some messed up shit.

[SPANISH-RICE]

America is the only place a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman

[ichibankilla]

SPANISH-RICE;280609 wrote:
he was found not guilty cock smoke, as far as you can prove he didnt touch anyone

Celebrity status and money can do wonders for a person.

I have to say though, Moonwalker was a pretty kick ass movie.

[untitledfolder]

ichibankilla;280617 wrote:
Celebrity status and money can do wonders for a person.

I have to say though, Moonwalker was a pretty kick ass movie.

He also had a sweet game for Sega:

[integra_gsr98]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=59632555

[SPANISH-RICE]

integra_gsr98;280624 wrote:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=59632555

wow that person must have started on that about 15 minutes after he died.

the man made thriller

[Rexwagon]

who cares about thriller

[Trafik Jamz]

SPANISH-RICE;280609 wrote:
he was found not guilty cock smoke, as far as you can prove he didnt touch anyone

I think one young man has about 23,000,000 reasons why I think he did touch little kids. (referring of course to the $23,000,000 that Jackson paid to settle out of court)

[SPANISH-RICE]

really im not saying he didnt touch those kids. but still, hes the king of pop

[blackcherryTSi]

SPANISH-RICE;280616 wrote:
America is the only place a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman

pretty sure i almost wet myself laughing when i read this!!

[SmitEvo]

Trafik Jamz;280641 wrote:
I think one young man has about 23,000,000 reasons why I think he did touch little kids. (referring of course to the $23,000,000 that Jackson paid to settle out of court)

sources please google boy...

[Bp-08]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVACUjHn6yU[/ame]

[Trafik Jamz]

SmitEvo;280726 wrote:
sources please google boy...

ummm....memory from back in the early 90's....but after checking my sources, I guess it was 2 kids...one got a mere 2.4 million and the other got 20 million.

But I suppose you won't let this rest until i give a source so:

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/michael_jackson/2009/06/26/2009-06-26_the_stain_of_kidsex_raps_plagued_career_weird_sleepovers_with_boys_huge_payouts_.html