Official Michael Jackson joke thread..
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Bp-08;280536 wrote:
When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all children to be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson.LMFAO... I dont see what the problem with the jokes are... i mean come on the dude molested kids for gods sake...
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bubba;280566 wrote:
lmfao... I dont see what the problem with the jokes are... I mean come on the dude molested kids for gods sake...he was found not guilty cock smoke, as far as you can prove he didnt touch anyone
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America is the only place a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman
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SPANISH-RICE;280609 wrote:
he was found not guilty cock smoke, as far as you can prove he didnt touch anyoneCelebrity status and money can do wonders for a person.
I have to say though, Moonwalker was a pretty kick ass movie.
Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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ichibankilla;280617 wrote:
Celebrity status and money can do wonders for a person.I have to say though, Moonwalker was a pretty kick ass movie.
He also had a sweet game for Sega:
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integra_gsr98;280624 wrote:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=59632555wow that person must have started on that about 15 minutes after he died.
the man made thriller
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SPANISH-RICE;280609 wrote:
he was found not guilty cock smoke, as far as you can prove he didnt touch anyoneI think one young man has about 23,000,000 reasons why I think he did touch little kids. (referring of course to the $23,000,000 that Jackson paid to settle out of court)
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really im not saying he didnt touch those kids. but still, hes the king of pop
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SPANISH-RICE;280616 wrote:
America is the only place a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white womanpretty sure i almost wet myself laughing when i read this!!
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SmitEvo;280726 wrote:
sources please google boy...ummm....memory from back in the early 90's....but after checking my sources, I guess it was 2 kids...one got a mere 2.4 million and the other got 20 million.
But I suppose you won't let this rest until i give a source so:
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T ! N;280546 wrote:
Wow....can't wait till 99Civic dies, so we can make a joke thread.I cant wait till I make a joke right on your mom's face!!!!!
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torbs;281387 wrote:
Apparently being $500,000,000 in debt makes one rich? Hmm...yeah he didn't own beatles music or nothing. isn't that worth like a billion
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I honestly don't think he's really dead. With the amount of plastic that's in his face he probably just needs new batteries.
When he wasn't spending time around children or making music, I here he liked to blow bubbles in his spare time.
MS Paint FTW
Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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