Fat redneck in Viper gets owned by VTEC!!!

[Bryce]

This was fucking great. Thanks gravedigger for teaching me about rednecks and vipers.

[GraveDigger]

Thanks lank. Alos thanks for the pointless post pin. It has never been on this site.

[Bryce]

Did you get a breathalizer test last night Digger? What was the story on your end?

[GraveDigger]

I just walked out, after flashing my badge. It didn't matter anyway, just as long as I am somewhere, and not driving, it's all good. When he said, "I bet your are all minors/under 21", I was seconds from saying, well, you lose that bet, or, that's the wrong bet, cause I am over 21 you jewbag. Besides the jailbait teens under 18, they were easy on everyone else, but you two. What did you get, a fine?

[Joel]

I hear that Swang ran in his socks to some frat house and they invited him in and drove him back to your place later on. HAHA. "Party on Wayne", "Party on Garth"

[King Ricer]

that was a good vid GD

[[[global:guest]]]

i love the fact that the honda owns up and all but look at it this way at the end of the day the kid drives home in a civic and the fat redneck drives away in a viper.

[Joel]

spoolude wrote:
i love the fact that the honda owns up and all but look at it this way at the end of the day the kid drives home in a civic and the fat redneck drives away in a viper.
SO what. at the end of the day the kid in the civic spent lik 50 less g's, gets better gas mileage, and gets to tell all of his friends about how he beat a viper. and he has a roof!

[[[global:guest]]]

but, the guy in the viper is twice as likely to turn heads/get laid because of his vehicle.

[Joel]

tjamz wrote:
but, the guy in the viper is twice as likely to turn heads/get laid because of his vehicle.
If it takes a 75,000 dollar car to get laid, were all screwed!

[Joel]

put a stock viper and a kitted civic with gullwing doors and eurotails and 10 tv's in it next to eachother,and see where the chicks go. Show cars>stack performance cars in the ladies minds.

[PSiedTSi]

viper...and plus its a different class of girls

[[[global:guest]]]

wannabe wrote:
put a stock viper and a kitted civic with gullwing doors and eurotails, and 10 tv's in it and see where the chicks go.

They'd go to whichever vehicle I'm standing next to of course...dumb question.

[Joel]

Sorry chuck, no matter how fast the rav4 is, it wont get chicks... lol

[[[global:guest]]]

Ya girls dont care too much about performance it seems.. They'd rather hang out w/ the guy w/ the flashier car...

[[[global:guest]]]

that was the point, its ME thats gonna bring the chicks over.....sheesh.

[Joel]

PSiedTSi wrote:
viper...and plus its a different class of girls
yeah, would u rather have 40 year old gold diggers or hott 18-24 yr olds?

[Joel]

bluesrt4 wrote:
Ya girls dont care too much about performance it seems.. They'd rather hang out w/ the guy w/ the flashier car...
ladies like dodge neons...jk, that was a low blow

[[[global:guest]]]

They sure do... How many times you roll up next to a neon and see a girl driving haha! But at least mines quick

[Bryce]

wannabe wrote:
I hear that Swang ran in his socks to some frat house and they invited him in and drove him back to your place later on. HAHA. "Party on Wayne", "Party on Garth"
Yeah it was awsome, he ran and jumped out my bedroom window.

GD they could have charged us with about 6 or 7 charges each, but they were nice and only gave us noise tickes.

Now wtf is with noise tickes now are like a felon offence $100-500 a pice. Noise tickes use to be like parking tickets $25 bucks or so.