Hot & Tempting

[STiSchucky]

asshole, youre going to ruin business!

[darkelvis]

honesty hurts

[dont got a ride]

darkelvis;303228 wrote:
Sam=ugly fat ogre with yellow teeth, hair in places it shouldn't be, down syndrome eyes, I can actually smell her junk/asshole combo over the internet and it's starting to ruin my appetite...overall on a 1-10 scale I'd give her a 2...wouldn't fuck her, don't ever want to see her naked, wouldn't even let my buddies fuck her on their drunkest nights.

Nikki=prettiest girl in the trailer park, no ass, cellulite thighs, wicked awesome stretch marks, not as fat as the ogre, but still a bigger girl, saggy "i've had 13 children" tits...overall on a 1-10 scale I'd give her a 3.5...wouldn't fuck her, if I was at a shithole strip club over the wednesday lunch rush she'd probably be something acceptable to look at while she shakes her jiggly ass/thighs to some shitty 80's rock, I'd probably let one of my drunk buddies fuck her but I'd make sure to get a picture of her so they would know who made their dick burn when they pee.

LMFAO
i seriously started to tear up after reading this and my abs hurt real bad lol

and honestly i agree with you 100%

[legacy-user-33]

I just threw up in my mouth...

[ruthless351]

So who is the second party in the sex shows?

[JN210]

can't.....stop.....lol'ing.....haahahahahahaha

[ihaveaids]

Holy epic thread.

[Trafik Jamz]

Just a couple words of advice:

1. Clean up your fucking house before you take pics for a website
2. Don't use a cell phone to take said pictures
3. Man up and pay for a REAL web service, not some crappy free account...at least register a Domain Name and find someone to host it
4. Get a good photographer to take the pics.
5. Get someone good at photoshop to edit the pics.
6. I agree with darkelvis

[bubba]

wa2fastcamaro;303204 wrote:
I can't quit laughing about this, have had to show it to everyone I know. did a little craigslist searching and found Nikki is really amanda and she is selling baby stuff on craigslist.

Ya im bored, dont feel like working today

LOL, i called on his wagovan one time... the whole time i was on the phone with him is was bitching at Amanda or "nikki", so white trash...

[ruthless351]

Looks like "nikki" has a rash on the inside of her legs.......WTF!

[bubba]

ruthless351;303255 wrote:
Looks like "nikki" has a rash on the inside of her legs.......WTF!

saw that... wtf?

[ruthless351]

discount?

[funky_monkey58]

trade some good dick sucking and a house cleaning for a beater car?

[00Accord]

The house cleaning doesn't sound like a very good deal. You would have to hire an exterminator to come get rid of all the crabs after she leaves. Gotta factor in that cost.

[MisterCMK]

Bahaha, judging from the craigslist posts, it looks like Amanda "Nikki" is as much of a dumb bitch as this legendaryracing fella.

[Rexwagon]

I see you updated the pictures.

[ichibankilla]

I wonder if he works out of his garage like the Paradise douche bags did or should I say probably still do.

[Bp-08]

lol I cant believe this is real haha

[STiSchucky]

Trafik Jamz;303245 wrote:
Just a couple words of advice:

1. Clean up your fucking house before you take pics for a website
2. Don't use a cell phone to take said pictures
3. Man up and pay for a REAL web service, not some crappy free account...at least register a Domain Name and find someone to host it
4. Get a good photographer to take the pics.
5. Get someone good at photoshop to edit the pics.
6. I agree with darkelvis

hater

[kylush]

This thread fails, so much so that it is almost....... LEGENDARY!!!

Also, I thought exotic dancers were all in relatively good shape. Or that they pretty much had to be because dancing was a fairly good workout. Now prostitutes on the other hand are another story....