I smoked a honda today.......

[SmitEvo]

I know this should go in the kills section, but it was protected and I wanted to share this with everybody.

So am driving down 25th street and a Honda Accord 1998 Vtec comes up to me and wants to race. I was driving my american muscle 1996 Ford Tauras with a bad tranny. The rush of american horsepower was exhilarating. The race was close until we hit 50, then the ricer met its maker. I pulled over to talk to him after the race, but he just kept driving, tears of dissapontment running down his cheeks.

I keep wondering to my self why they put lawnmower engines in cars.........

Brian

[HandoEX]

You have got to be the biggest shit dick I could imagine. Did you upgrade to the Taurus because your 2G wasn't fast enough? That Taurus is one bad machine...Who else is gonna race the Green Machine? Not me

[PSiedTSi]

brian i think he took it personally....

[Bryce]

He must be one bad driver or your 4000 pound tauras must have nitrous.

P.s. Its funny becasue your tauras has a bad tranny WHO'S DOESNT. Fucking ford tauras... One of my freinds is on his 4th tranny.

[Jim]

HandoEX wrote:
You have got to be the biggest shit dick I could imagine. Did you upgrade to the Taurus because your 2G wasn't fast enough? That Taurus is one bad machine...Who else is gonna race the Green Machine? Not me

I'll race the green machine. For sure. Chill out man, he got dropped by his insurance company, he was just writting something funny.

[HandoEX]

Hey Jim, I was just playing with Smitty (Brian). No harm intended. I wish I had his GSX so now that he's driving the Green Machine, I gotta give him a hard time. Especially since his Taurus isn't 1000 times faster that my family Accord like the GSX is. haha. By the way, my name is Jason and my 4 door is slow as hell. So no one will hear me run my mouth on here, unless I am picking on Brian. Hey Jim- How's the new gig at Suites?

[SmitEvo]

i didnt get dropped, they just want 250 a month for insurance.

[jct_4628]

man, I beat a taurus in my blazer. Its not THAT hard!!!

[SmitEvo]

and it is not that hard to beat a blazer..........blah blah blah

[STiSchucky]

race nicks accord and t!ns accord

[YellowEvo]

your slow sti boy wont even race an EVO what a pussy

[PSiedTSi]

gilley ill race you when i get my tranny back and kirk too if he wants to try and keep up hah all in good fun

[YellowEvo]

learn to shift first then i will cause i dont want no excuses now when i win. i want it to bve a fair race cause i heard it's gonna be fsater then me

[out there]

i'll race you again next summer, it'll be good! i had you through 1st and 2nd last time...

[PSiedTSi]

you heard right gilley...ask the turbo civ hatch if its fast until the tranny breaks gives pissed look

[Rexwagon]

badass

[SmitEvo]

Rexwagon;311245 wrote:
badass

Well if you were around at that time, you would know it was a joke referencing me beating hando in my beater with a bad tranny. Good try troll...