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  • SmitEvoS Offline
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    <u>Hurricane Rules!
    </u>New Orleans Blues Band lead guitar player, Bill Boudreux [color=#000000]w[/color]rote this...

    Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to speak out
    about the bullshit going on in New Orleans.

    For the people of New Orleans... First we would like to say,
    Sorry for your loss.

    With that said, Lets go through a few hurricane rules:
    (Unlike an earthquake, we know it's coming)

    #1. A mandatory evacuation means just that... Get the hell out.
    Don't blame the Government after they tell you to go. If they hadn't
    said anything, I can see the argument. They said get out... if you didn't,
    it's your fault, not theirs. (We don't want to hear it, even if you don't
    have a car, you can get out.)

    #2. If there is an emergency, stock up on water and
    non-perishables. If you didn't do this, it's not the governments fault
    you're starving.

    #2a. If you run out of food and water, find a store that has
    [color=#000000]s[/color]ome. (Remember, shoes, TV's, DVD's and CD's are not edible. Leave them
    alone.)

    #2b. If the local store is too looted of food or water, leave
    your neighbor's TV and stereo alone. (See # 2a) They worked hard to get
    their stuff. Just because they were smart enough to leave during a
    mandatory evacuation, doesn't give you the right to take their stuff...
    it's theirs, not yours.

    #3. If someone comes in to help you, don't shoot at them and
    then complain no one is helping you. I'm not getting shot to help save
    some dumbass who didn't leave when told to do so.

    #4. If you are in your house that is completely under water,
    your belongings are probably too far gone for anyone to want them. If
    someone does want them, Let them have them and hopefully they'll die in
    the filth. Just leave! (For Christ's sakes, it's New Orleans, find a
    voodoo warrior and put a curse on them)

    #5. My tax money should not pay to rebuild a 2 million dollar
    house, a sports stadium or a floating casino. Also, my tax money
    [color=#000000]s[/color]houldn't go to rebuild a city that is under sea level. You wouldn't build your
    house on quicksand would you? You want to live below sea-level, do your
    country some good and join the Navy.

    #6. Regardless what the Poverty Pimps Jessie Jackson and Al
    Sharpton want you to believe, The US Government didn't create the
    Hurricane as a way to eradicate the black people of New Orleans;
    (Neither did Russia as a way to destroy America). The US Government didn't cause
    global warming that caused the hurricane (We've been coming out of an ice
    age for over a million years).

    #7. The government isn't responsible for giving you anything.
    This is the land of the free and the home of the brave, but you gotta
    work for what you want. McDonalds and Walmart are always hiring, get a damn
    [color=#000000]j[/color]ob and stop spooning off the people who are actually working for a living.

    President Kennedy said it best... "Ask not what your country
    can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."
    Thank you for allowing me to rant.

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      brilliantly said

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        werd

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        > spanish-rice;237125 wrote:
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          #6. Regardless what the Poverty Pimps Jessie Jackson and Al
          Sharpton want you to believe, The US Government didn't create the
          Hurricane as a way to eradicate the black people of New Orleans;
          (Neither did Russia as a way to destroy America). The US Government didn't cause
          global warming that caused the hurricane (We've been coming out of an ice
          age for over a million years).

          this should be stapled to kanye west's front door..

          Getcher green hat, we are goin fishin.

          > 63vette;288530 wrote:
          > I dont know shit about building cars.

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            VERY well said

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