Accord smoked by Jeep

[weshole]

99slowGSX wrote:
Have your dads jeep race me.....

NICE!

[krzydrftr93]

by the way its my moms

[krzydrftr93]

ok whatever all the forums and articles said it will do 13.2 is what my mom said. She is slow in the head do to some crap i cant member what it is but from ehr age and all that stuff anyways maybe it is the new hemi powered grand that she saw and didnt realize it.
IM FUCKING SORRY

[CivicEX7777777]

Wow......

[SmitEvo]

Our Bright Platinum Metallic Clearcoat Grand Cherokee Limited arrived in June 1999. It had three options: a 4.7-liter V-8 engine for $1070; a Power package with a sunroof and heated seats with memory for $1050; and the $550 Quadra-Drive four-wheel- drive system. The total price came to $37,385.

When we took the Jeep to the track, it accelerated from 0 to 60 mph in 7.5 seconds—0.9 second quicker than our long-term Mercedes-Benz ML430 when it was new. The Jeep’s quarter-mile time was 15.9 seconds at 85 mph. The skidpad rating was 0.76 g—a scant 0.03 g better than the ML430.

http://www.caranddriver.com/article.asp?section_id=39&article_id=3283

[PSiedTSi]

the 5.9 liter V8 jeep will do low 15s stock...but 13s...fuck no...here ya go hes a C&D test 1998 GC with the 5.9 liter...15.5

http://car-stats.com/stats/showstats/showstatsgivenid.aspx

[krzydrftr93]

OK im sorry for posting incorrect info. that is what it said though. my bad
But you people do have to admit these things are not slow by any means.

[integra_gsr98]

15.9 is pretty slow if you ask me hahaha.

[krzydrftr93]

well ya when you have 540hp pushin a like what 2000lbs car im sure 15.9 would seem slo to you

[integra_gsr98]

Fuck I wish my car weighed 2000 lbs!

[STiSchucky]

his car does weigh 2000 lbs. 2900 with the driver, haha.

[integra_gsr98]

Haha. Not quite Kark.

[aliengotpsi]

15's is not fast!!! many many many stock production cars are much much faster than that

[Parker]

its funny how you people just chew people up and spit them out.....

[HandoEX]

krzydrftr93 wrote:
Just wondering who drives the black accord that found out there car isnt as fast as they thought by getting smoked by a 99 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited.
Parents came home from movie tonight and told me that there was a black accord sitting on main and 45th heading west and took off and squaked the tires so my dad punched it and smoked him.

Thought it was pretty funny. That jeep can run low 13's maybe high 12's with the 4inch lift. Has magnaflow exhuast. K&n intake and superchip coming.
Well, my Accord is a ten second car....but I missed second gear...and I forgot to use the nossssssss...and I hadn't stripped the car before the race...and...aaah fuck it, wasn't me...my Accord can't squawk the tires

[Stormwalker]

What the hell was the Jeep doing on pavement?

[2slo50h]

Wow I would have killed this thread 3 pages ago.......

[Guest]

hemi jeeps will run high 14's stock...

99-03 jeeps....are slow.....mustve been a 4 cylinder accord

[krzydrftr93]

It is my moms daily driver. She just got it like month ago and did lift tires and exhuas within 4 days. Here is a link to one pic of the toy my dad and i built in the garage. about 95% or some custom work done by us.
http://wildwillysrocks.com/

[krzydrftr93]

Any one want to talk shit about that Jeep. If i had some of the more extreme pics i would post them. This jeep is built stricly for off road use only. Has been rolled three times prior to this picture. You may have seen it at toppers car show a couple times if you have ever gone.