got challenged to a race, y0.

[STiSchucky]

Tad218 wrote:
hahaha

good thing he got that OU degree in "major undecided"
lol.

heisman buusttt clap clap...clap clap clap

[Phats]

i will say, this IS a thread of randomness, and quite entertaining

[2slo50h]

I cant wait until Miatakaboom comes back and tells his story on how he tried racing with all his might, you know, the little supercharged 1.8L that could, but to his dissmay he was so fast no one else even knew they were racing.

Note to self:

When Vroom is racing, time stops he is so fast.

[Afsil80]

2slo50h wrote:
Note to self:

When Vroom is racing, time stops he is so fast.

No, time only stops when God's Chariot races. God's Chariot is a silver S2000 that resides in a residential cave in Macon, GA called 'Confederate Acres.' When God races his chariot, he changes his name to Chuck, and he then goes to claim that he can beat all the Evos, F-bodys, Stangs and Supras on my local racing board with his supercharged S2000 and red dragon vinyl.

Here's an exerpt from the book of Chuck to prove it.

Boostbeef wrote:
besides man, it's in the bible, in the book of Chuck:

"...and God desended from the heavens, and pickth up a clump of clay. from that clay the lord formth the s2000, and it was good. he then wrote "CCR" onth his charriot and toldth Chuck "this car is my soul, the Christ Charriot of Racing is in your hands now" - Chuck 3:12-15

When we see God giving the S2000 to Chuck, it seems as if there are 2 separate and infinite beigns, when in actuality, there are 3, which are also one 1. God, Chuck, and S2000.

[JohnW]

[krzydrftr93]

86fc3s wrote:

LMFAO

[STiSchucky]

86fc3s wrote:

[Afsil80]

STiSchucky wrote:

Tripod > j00.

[STiSchucky]

tripod wtf?

[2slo50h]

AFSil80 wrote:
No, time only stops when God's Chariot races. God's Chariot is a silver S2000 that resides in a residential cave in Macon, GA called 'Confederate Acres.' When God races his chariot, he changes his name to Chuck, and he then goes to claim that he can beat all the Evos, F-bodys, Stangs and Supras on my local racing board with his supercharged S2000 and red dragon vinyl.

Here's an exerpt from the book of Chuck to prove it.

When we see God giving the S2000 to Chuck, it seems as if there are 2 separate and infinite beigns, when in actuality, there are 3, which are also one 1. God, Chuck, and S2000.

Oh my fucking god, what the hell was that. WOW, I guess I stand corected, not often do I but I will admit defeat. Atleast he trash talks tastefully with scriptures rather than random college football ricer babble. All of which has no relivence to each other.

Your guys quote is so amazing I almost believe he is god. wow.

[Afsil80]

2slo50h wrote:
Oh my fucking god, what the hell was that. WOW, I guess I stand corected, not often do I but I will admit defeat. Atleast he trash talks tastefully with scriptures rather than random college football ricer babble. All of which has no relivence to each other.

Your guys quote is so amazing I almost believe he is god. wow.

Hahahahahaha, if you only knew. This old guy back home (And I mean old, like, ZZ Top style beard and hair) with his S2000 thinks he can beat our entire top 10 fastest cars on our local board, which includes about 4 Evos, one which is putting down 550 hp, a few 11 sec Trans Ams and F-bodys, and a 900 hp Supra.

His head is so fucking huge, it's probably a good thing he didn't get a hardtop S2000. He can be an alright guy in person, but online he fails to understand that there are a lot faster things LOCALLY. When he heard about the Supra, he immediately started saying 'blah blah I'll get someone from Atlanta that would be a good race blah blah ilovewhalevagina blah blah.' He pusses out and tries to get someone else to race for him.

[Afsil80]

STiSchucky wrote:
tripod wtf?