douchebag in a yellow lancer

[Cura86]

^^^^Classic

[bubba]

Cura86;177685 wrote:
Ask him if there's a turbo on that ls or if he has a whistle tip.

Is that an intercooler in front or an INTERFOOLER? Silly ricer....

[Cura86]

Reason I say this is, fuller comes into napa all the time asking me if they make a turbo kit for his LS.. The answer is no everytime. And if there is it aint worth it. SO the other day he asked if there is anything that would just make it sound like a turbo.....

[Gundar1]

Wow 216 posts of ownage....lol

i'd leave.

and lincolns ftl.

(and damn, he's barely older than me:mad: )

[thurmanmerman]

Free Willy!

[thurmanmerman]

BTW, is this the lancer in question?

[Grr]

that would be the POS rice rocket in its entirety.
OH, this kid (in the lancer) is such a fucktard, he bragging about selling drugs in town now for his income. Also he thinks hes hot shit cause hes bangin on chicks that are like 13-14 years old. not a one of them has been worth even a second look from me either, not attractive. He is 18 BTW, i see some SERIOUS jail time in his future..
AND, if you needed any more explanation, hes from Louisiana.
Gary

[ichibankilla]

thurmanmerman;177682 wrote:
Grip!

Cheap bastard can't even afford the BIG bottle of henessy. WTF!

thurmanmerman;177698 wrote:
BTW, is this the lancer in question?

The car was originally from jamestown it's previous owner was a decdent guy and took really good care of it, it's not to bad of a car for just a lancer. The previous owner traded up for a silver wrx, so good for him I guess.

[inspector01]

Damn, i have a couple friends in common with him.......im gonna talk to them and see if they know him.

[HandoEX]

I see that "FAST LS" has a new screen name..."hotrod"

[HandoEX]

He also has the screen name "LS Dragster"

[Irish]

this thread just got me thru the last 20mins of work, fricken hilarious!

LS is a grandma car but i drive a station wagon so i cant say much. lol

[GarageAlchemist]

Fast LS, your douchebaggery is amazing.

[ichibankilla]

He must have given up. He hasn't posted in a while.

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

[speed_ricer69]

ha that lancer used to come to Fergus all the time ricing around. I think he left though cuz we keep on makin fun of him cuz all the slow cars we could fine in town beat him LOL

[capitlj]

thurmanmerman;177647 wrote:
You will never win. Just ask capitilJ. GIVE UP AND LEAVE!
Ummm I'm still here dammit.

WOW that was liike a full half an hour of fun filled light reading. I still have a headache from those first few posts. I believe someone like foose did make a fast Lincoln LS, can't find it but I did come up with this http://forums.streetfire.net/showthread.php?t=15555

[Afsil80]

Yellow Lancer guy just sent me a myspace friend request...

Not sure to accept or decline...humor could be in the future.

[ruthless351]

Afsil80;178447 wrote:
Yellow Lancer guy just sent me a myspace friend request...

Not sure to accept or decline...humor could be in the future.

Do IT!!!!!!! :icon_thumright:

[luvmy92gmc]

haha I know the kid who used to own that car, his name is Rob....he was actually not a fag about driving it he just liked the way it looked.....and he would've done an evo swap had he kept it....but last I knew it never had a cam...but I must say when I worked at the truckstop back in Jamestown I mounted the tires on those rims :D.....but the guy that owns it now does sound like a total dousche....never go to Jamestown btw there's plenty of them

[ichibankilla]

There's plenty of dousches in any town you can go to, I've been living in Jamestown for over a year and hanging out here for probably 5 or more years before that, not every one is dousche bag, but I will say there is a fair share of them. The majority are highschoolers or part of the "truck" crowd. We gave some guys passing back through from motor magic(I'm guessing) a hard time, they gave us some shit back, hope nobody took it personal, a few of the guys (one in particular) was a lot more vocal than the others. Being from jamestown I'm sure you know who I'm talking about.