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  • IrishI Offline
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    Irish
    wrote on last edited by
    #226

    this thread just got me thru the last 20mins of work, fricken hilarious!

    LS is a grandma car but i drive a station wagon so i cant say much. lol

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    • GarageAlchemistG Offline
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      GarageAlchemist
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      #227

      Fast LS, your douchebaggery is amazing.

      97 GTi, 03 KJ

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      • ichibankillaI Offline
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        ichibankilla
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        #228

        He must have given up. He hasn't posted in a while.

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        RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

        Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
        Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
        Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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        • speed_ricer69S Offline
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          speed_ricer69
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          #229

          ha that lancer used to come to Fergus all the time ricing around. I think he left though cuz we keep on makin fun of him cuz all the slow cars we could fine in town beat him LOL

          The Hanson's were the first to invent v-tec. MMM BOOP

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          • capitljC Offline
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            #230

            thurmanmerman;177647 wrote:
            You will never win. Just ask capitilJ. GIVE UP AND LEAVE!
            Ummm I'm still here dammit.

            WOW that was liike a full half an hour of fun filled light reading. I still have a headache from those first few posts. I believe someone like foose did make a fast Lincoln LS, can't find it but I did come up with this http://forums.streetfire.net/showthread.php?t=15555

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            > Mitch Hedberg wrote:
            > I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.

            ASE certified parts specialist.
            2004 Impala LS 3.8

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            • Afsil80A Offline
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              Afsil80
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              #231

              Yellow Lancer guy just sent me a myspace friend request...

              Not sure to accept or decline...humor could be in the future.

              -Peter

              1991 240SX
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                ruthless351
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                #232

                Afsil80;178447 wrote:
                Yellow Lancer guy just sent me a myspace friend request...

                Not sure to accept or decline...humor could be in the future.

                Do IT!!!!!!! :icon_thumright:

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                Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car
                Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
                Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall
                Torque is how far you take the wall with you

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                • L Offline
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                  luvmy92gmc
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                  #233

                  haha I know the kid who used to own that car, his name is Rob....he was actually not a fag about driving it he just liked the way it looked.....and he would've done an evo swap had he kept it....but last I knew it never had a cam...but I must say when I worked at the truckstop back in Jamestown I mounted the tires on those rims :D.....but the guy that owns it now does sound like a total dousche....never go to Jamestown btw there's plenty of them

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                    ichibankilla
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                    #234

                    There's plenty of dousches in any town you can go to, I've been living in Jamestown for over a year and hanging out here for probably 5 or more years before that, not every one is dousche bag, but I will say there is a fair share of them. The majority are highschoolers or part of the "truck" crowd. We gave some guys passing back through from motor magic(I'm guessing) a hard time, they gave us some shit back, hope nobody took it personal, a few of the guys (one in particular) was a lot more vocal than the others. Being from jamestown I'm sure you know who I'm talking about.

                    Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
                    Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
                    Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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                      luvmy92gmc
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                      #235

                      idk i was driving my spotty primer truck last year after i got my motor in it now its in my garage off the frame.... and you've probably seen me driving my red honda hatch around sometimes with my cowboy hat on haha

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                        GhettoFabulousCRX
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                        #236

                        we were at the mcdonalds in wahpeton last night and that kid in the yellow lancer pulled up. My room-mate drives a yellow evo8. Anyways, he pulls up next to the evo and hits his rev limiter for about 5-6 seconds,, then dumps the clutch, takes off and goes around the block. Cmon now asshead, who's gonna win? seriously....

                        [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
                        1993 Nissan 300ZX- Twin Turbo
                        1995 civic CX
                        2006 Honda CRF50
                        1987 Yamaha Ysr-50
                        1995 Acura Integra sold
                        7 EF civic or crxs sold

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                          luvmy92gmc
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                          #237

                          hmmph....boy that's a hard one, idk let me get back to you on that....be a close race that's all i know

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                            luvmy92gmc
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                            #238

                            god i hope you know im kidding....i'm not THAT retarded obviously the evo8 is going to lose...har har....kidding once again

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                              2slo50h
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                              #239

                              Wow.... What a walk down memory lane. Time to start whoring the threads again.

                              CLICK HERE

                              Good to be back

                              Most favorite DSM Quote to date.
                              "rastimg: owning a DSM is like having a retarded kid, you love it just like a normal car, but you constantly have to fix shit on it and make sure it doesnt embarrass you in public"

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                                btleier
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                                #240

                                now where was all this excitement went I lived in that shithole of a town for damn near two years.

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                                  #241

                                  wow...I want my half hour of life back...

                                  Current Cars:
                                  2004 Scion xA

                                  3 level Avionics and test station components Apprentice.

                                  Airman First Class Nelson

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                                  • JN210J Offline
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                                    JN210
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                                    #242

                                    ^lol agreed.

                                    *1989 Nissan 300ZX Z31 *
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                                    > DelSlow;262050 wrote:
                                    > I like the new JN210

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                                      Johnny Carlo
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                                      #243

                                      I saw this car the other night. I tried to catch and couldnt. It would have been a fun race.

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                                      • JN210J Offline
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                                        JN210
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                                        #244

                                        I hope you get pulled over....and license taken away.

                                        *1989 Nissan 300ZX Z31 *
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                                        > DelSlow;262050 wrote:
                                        > I like the new JN210

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