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  • StangerBanger96S Offline
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    StangerBanger96
    wrote on last edited by
    #20

    MisterCMK;169654 wrote:
    Yeah, but they sit on the sidewalk right in front of our building and scare the shit out of everyone who walks up.

    Then everyone who walks up is a pansy ass little pussy bitch who doesn't deserve to purchase anything.

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    • MisterCMKM Offline
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      MisterCMK
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      #21

      lol

      I dispatched another one today.

      FASTER THAN DUBBSY

      > thrash;315544 wrote:
      > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
      >
      > Ford is back :)

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      • JimJ Offline
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        Jim
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        #22

        PineInchNenis69;169687 wrote:
        Then everyone who walks up is a pansy ass little pussy bitch who doesn't deserve to purchase anything.

        :icon_scratch:

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        • StangerBanger96S Offline
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          StangerBanger96
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          #23

          Jim;169719 wrote:
          :icon_scratch:

          I dunno :icon_albino:

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          • MisterCMKM Offline
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            MisterCMK
            wrote on last edited by
            #24

            Just took care of another as well. Thats 2 today.
            This is one from yesterday
            legacy image

            FASTER THAN DUBBSY

            > thrash;315544 wrote:
            > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
            >
            > Ford is back :)

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            • beachbum_jonB Offline
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              beachbum_jon
              wrote on last edited by
              #25

              you dont buy racoons, you trap them. you can buy racoon piss and sprya it around in a hand sprayer, racoons eat snakes and snakes know that, so they will steer clear of the sprayed area

              "None are more hopelessly enslaved, than those who falsely believe they are free"

              • Johann Wolfgang vonGoethe, 1749-1832-

              "There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One by the sword. The other is by debt."
              -John Adams, 1735-1826-

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              • ErikE Offline
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                Erik
                wrote on last edited by
                #26

                This thread is really gay. And I hate you CMK for making it.

                They call me, old man...

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                • SmitEvoS Offline
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                  #27

                  someone give that picture to the hawley police department.....maybe cmk will go to jail for cruelty to animals

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                  • BryceB Offline
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                    Bryce
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                    #28

                    Make a snake skin shift boot :icon_thumleft:

                    88 Honda crx Si-B16 turbo street car, 06 Civic Si- DD

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                    • beachbum_jonB Offline
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                      beachbum_jon
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #29

                      hmmm...good idea, could be interesting

                      "None are more hopelessly enslaved, than those who falsely believe they are free"

                      • Johann Wolfgang vonGoethe, 1749-1832-

                      "There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One by the sword. The other is by debt."
                      -John Adams, 1735-1826-

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                      • Turbo5OhT Offline
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                        Turbo5Oh
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #30

                        damn thats prolly the biggest gardener snake ive seen

                        i also think the the racoon piss is a good idea ( the buying racoon bit was suppose to be funny)

                        LIFE'S JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE IN A WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, TOTALLY WORN OUT, SHOUTING ' HOLY SHIT.....WHAT A RIDE'

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                        • MisterCMKM Offline
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                          MisterCMK
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                          #31

                          That was the biggest one. Nasty fucker. The other 2 today weren't as big.

                          FASTER THAN DUBBSY

                          > thrash;315544 wrote:
                          > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
                          >
                          > Ford is back :)

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                          • MisterCMKM Offline
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                            MisterCMK
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #32

                            SmitEvo;169747 wrote:
                            someone give that picture to the hawley police department.....maybe cmk will go to jail for cruelty to animals

                            bah, they went out quickly. Never felt a thing. I may kill them but I at least make sure they don't suffer.

                            FASTER THAN DUBBSY

                            > thrash;315544 wrote:
                            > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
                            >
                            > Ford is back :)

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                            • GreenLanternG Offline
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                              GreenLantern
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                              #33

                              i vote sledge hammer....

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                              • wesholeW Offline
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                                weshole
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #34

                                I leave them alone. You wont have a rodent problem with them around and the eat alot of insects believe it or not. Or just mow your lawn alot. They puree' very well under the blade.

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                                • bubbaB Offline
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                                  bubba
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                                  #35

                                  It's also fun to run them through a square baler, gives the person throwing bales a suprise.

                                  Current Cars:
                                  08 Honda Ruckus - Stunt Machine
                                  93 Subaru Impreza L - DD/ Winter beater
                                  90 Honda CRX - Project car
                                  90 Honda CRX Dx - Burnt (R.I.P.) - Racecar

                                  Past Cars: 85 Chevy C-10, 87 Dodge D-50, 91 Honda Prelude Si, 91 Buick Regal, 91 Acura Integra Ls, 87 Mazda RX-7, 90 Honda Civic Si, 91 Honda Civic Si, 89 Chevy S-10, 91 Honda Crx Hf, 91 Acura Integra Rs, 95 Subaru Impreza L, 92 Acura Integra GSR, 89 Mazda RX-7 (LT1), 88 Mazda RX-7, 92 Civic Cx, 87 Mazda RX-7 TII

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                                  • ParkerP Offline
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                                    Parker
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                                    #36

                                    bubba;170065 wrote:
                                    It's also fun to run them through a square baler, gives the person throwing bales a suprise.
                                    HAHAHA.... that happened to one of my friends, but it was a rattler, and the snake was still alive.... and it was pissed.... but being it was hay... they just lit it on fire, no more snake.

                                    10 Jeep
                                    10 F450
                                    08 F250
                                    05 F350
                                    86 rx7
                                    70 F100
                                    63 Olds

                                    > BlueSRT0483;244555 wrote:
                                    > As proven by Parker... Not everything you read on the internet is true.
                                    > Trafik Jamz;260984 wrote:
                                    > You are right Parker.

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                                    • bubbaB Offline
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                                      bubba
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #37

                                      ^ that would be pretty funny to see.

                                      Current Cars:
                                      08 Honda Ruckus - Stunt Machine
                                      93 Subaru Impreza L - DD/ Winter beater
                                      90 Honda CRX - Project car
                                      90 Honda CRX Dx - Burnt (R.I.P.) - Racecar

                                      Past Cars: 85 Chevy C-10, 87 Dodge D-50, 91 Honda Prelude Si, 91 Buick Regal, 91 Acura Integra Ls, 87 Mazda RX-7, 90 Honda Civic Si, 91 Honda Civic Si, 89 Chevy S-10, 91 Honda Crx Hf, 91 Acura Integra Rs, 95 Subaru Impreza L, 92 Acura Integra GSR, 89 Mazda RX-7 (LT1), 88 Mazda RX-7, 92 Civic Cx, 87 Mazda RX-7 TII

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                                      • beachbum_jonB Offline
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                                        beachbum_jon
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #38

                                        bubba;170065 wrote:
                                        It's also fun to run them through a square baler, gives the person throwing bales a suprise.

                                        been there done that

                                        "None are more hopelessly enslaved, than those who falsely believe they are free"

                                        • Johann Wolfgang vonGoethe, 1749-1832-

                                        "There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One by the sword. The other is by debt."
                                        -John Adams, 1735-1826-

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