The epitome of a hick

[weshole]

So, I'm at work today chilling when this big ass camper pulls up needing some tires. "No big deal" I'm thinking. So we get started on mounting some tires and the family is up front... Wife, kids, the whole works. One of the kids is looking at the exhaust tips and he turns to his father and says "hey pa, we needs one of these for my lawn mower". I was taking a drink at the time and literally spit it out all over the floor and started choking. Talk about hard to cover that up. They were from Iowa so I guess that explains it.

[assasain]

lol that is great stuff wish i coulda been there for that

[MisterCMK]

:pics:

[Sweet-WRX-Lovin]

You could've told them the truth and that you use to chug a lot of cock and now you have a spastic gag reflex from the decades of abuse.

Sorry man too easy :lol:

[Rsexeven]

Your just jelous he's going to have a faster mower. Give him a few months and he'll be in the low 50's

[bubba]

I remember back in school when a kid straight piped his push mower, it was also painted hugger orange. I was gonna put a small tractor stack on my rider, but never got around to it...