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  • J Offline
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    Johnny Carlo
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    #1

    Do you guys want to help me build my car? I want to go to the race track and race my car! My roomate found these cars for me. What would I do to make my car fast like these Monte Carlos?

    Monte Carlo that beats a FORD MUSTANG!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EykmNO9lASo

    Even with a blown up engine this Monte Carlo beats a FORD MUSTANG!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyxxFuURCRs

    This Monte Carlo beats a Honda Prelude.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzUM_D4xE4E&mode=related&search=

    I can't write in the post that I have. Some of you guys were jerks. I have not had other fast cars and don't put stuff here that is mean. I am looking to hang out with the other racers and make new friends. I try to make this easy but I am not to good of a writer because of my add. My mom didn't give me any medicine when I came to college so it is hard to do. Are you guys in Psychology today? I didn't go to class because my roomate and me were looking at new Monte Carlo videos. Can I get your notes?

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      MisterCMK
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      #2

      wrong section n00b

      FASTER THAN DUBBSY

      > thrash;315544 wrote:
      > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
      >
      > Ford is back :)

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      • J Offline
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        Johnny Carlo
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        What is your probem? People are A$$HOLES here! Are there other sights for racers here? People here don't know what in tthe heck they are doing. My roomate said that the people telling me to put nitous on my car are stupid idiots and that nitrous oxide will blwo up my car.

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          SmitEvo
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          Thread moved....you are worse than 97Jeep at English.

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          • D S ohMD Offline
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            D S ohM
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            #5

            People are being assholes because you are being a moron. And BTW, don't PM me calling me a faggot...or anyone else on here for that matter. You are just going to cause more problems for yourself.

            I wanna go fast!

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            • ParkerP Offline
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              Parker
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              #6

              Being an idiot on a local car forum- FREE

              Blaming ADD as the reason you can't type worth a shit AND being an idiot at the same time -FREE

              Calling people you dont know names on a local board because they made fun of you for being an idiot that cant type AND getting you ass beat because of it(< -- one breath ) -PRICELESS

              10 Jeep
              10 F450
              08 F250
              05 F350
              86 rx7
              70 F100
              63 Olds

              > BlueSRT0483;244555 wrote:
              > As proven by Parker... Not everything you read on the internet is true.
              > Trafik Jamz;260984 wrote:
              > You are right Parker.

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                bubba
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                #7

                The first two arent even the same type of monte carlo you have, and anything can pretty much beat a prelude....

                Current Cars:
                08 Honda Ruckus - Stunt Machine
                93 Subaru Impreza L - DD/ Winter beater
                90 Honda CRX - Project car
                90 Honda CRX Dx - Burnt (R.I.P.) - Racecar

                Past Cars: 85 Chevy C-10, 87 Dodge D-50, 91 Honda Prelude Si, 91 Buick Regal, 91 Acura Integra Ls, 87 Mazda RX-7, 90 Honda Civic Si, 91 Honda Civic Si, 89 Chevy S-10, 91 Honda Crx Hf, 91 Acura Integra Rs, 95 Subaru Impreza L, 92 Acura Integra GSR, 89 Mazda RX-7 (LT1), 88 Mazda RX-7, 92 Civic Cx, 87 Mazda RX-7 TII

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                • SPANISH-RICES Offline
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                  SPANISH-RICE
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                  #8

                  lol @ this. let give em a good ol' fashioned HMT welcome!

                  POST PORN n00b

                  here a psht, there psht, everywhere a psht psht
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                  • StangerBanger96S Offline
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                    StangerBanger96
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                    Johnny Carlo, I'll be up at NDSU around 7:30. You better hope you get to your car before I do:icon_thumright:

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                    • D S ohMD Offline
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                      D S ohM
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                      #10

                      Oh snap! :nuts:

                      I wanna go fast!

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                      • K Offline
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                        KA-T_240
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                        #11

                        Don't waste your money. Keep if for a DD and find something else to build.

                        Like a prelude!

                        PM me for:
                        Sandblasting(I use glass beads)
                        Diesel repairs or performance products.

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                          D S ohM
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                          #12

                          Johnny Carlo;183803 wrote:
                          What is your probem?YOU. People are A$$HOLES here! Are there other sights for racers here?IF THERE ARE, PLEASE FIND ONE. People here don't know what in tthe heck they are doing.BULLSHIT. My roomate said that the people telling me to put nitous on my car are stupid idiots and that nitrous oxide will blwo up my car.YOUR ROOMMATE IS A STUPID IDIOT, RUN A 200 SHOT THROUGH IT...IT'LL BE FINE.:icon_thumright:

                          Done deal...

                          I wanna go fast!

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                            civic91
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                            lol add doesnt affect your typing at all, and wow you skipped class for monte carlo stuff.

                            04 Toyota Celica Gts

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                              94NDTA
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                              I like how he says: "Even with a blown up engine the monte carlo wins" Because it says "Blown V6" in the video.

                              Blown means supercharged, just for the heads up.

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                                D S ohM
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                                Nice. I didn't even bother watching the vidz, but that's funny shit.

                                I wanna go fast!

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                                • JohnWJ Offline
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                                  JohnW
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                                  D S ohM;183831 wrote:
                                  Done deal...

                                  Agreed. Nitrous will not cause engine esploshuns. It just makes your intake charge colder. It isn't flamable, so go nuts! The colder the better so make sure to get the biggest shot you can afford. oh and 2 bottles, the big ones.

                                  90 Civic DX hatch
                                  D16a6/y8 mini me

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                                    ichibankilla
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                                    D S ohM;183812 wrote:
                                    People are being assholes because you are being a moron. And BTW, don't PM me calling me a faggot...or anyone else on here for that matter. You are just going to cause more problems for yourself.

                                    I see I'm not the only one getting PM'd by this little bundle of joy.

                                    Doing stupid shit like this doesn't earn you any points around here, that's for damn sure.

                                    Almost running one the member's off the road, even before joining the forum, is not a good start (strike one), Telling everyone that the cars around here suck or are dumb (you need to get out more, oh yeah, strike two), posting incoherent ramblings (think before you type, use the "THOUGHT PROCESS" it should come natural in most cases, BALL ONE) and last but not least, PMing everybody that there a faggot, STRIKE THREE, YOUR OUT! Any thing you give will be delt back, ten fold, think about that.

                                    Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
                                    Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
                                    Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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                                      Parker
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                                      Johnny Carlo wrote:
                                      ur a faggit too. y r u being like that?
                                      Im sorry, I dont speak your language... Please send me another PM with correct spelling... Or we could just make this simple... GO AWAY

                                      kthnxbye

                                      10 Jeep
                                      10 F450
                                      08 F250
                                      05 F350
                                      86 rx7
                                      70 F100
                                      63 Olds

                                      > BlueSRT0483;244555 wrote:
                                      > As proven by Parker... Not everything you read on the internet is true.
                                      > Trafik Jamz;260984 wrote:
                                      > You are right Parker.

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                                        DrifterExtreme
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                                        first off quit calling everyone "racers", what are you 12 yrs old?

                                        also i look forward to your pm dumbass...

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                                          SPANISH-RICE
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                                          drunk post***
                                          VTEC + BOOST = you die

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