Monte Carlo
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Where's Vic Mackey when we need him?
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Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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I saw this FUCKTARD today... i was bringin a semi to butler machinery to get worked on... AND THE FUCKER CUT INFRONT OF ME!, and it was bad enough that i couldnt see his tail lights and had to get on the brakes in fear of hitting him. im guessing it was so he could be infront at the next light... i didnt get his plates because of traffic, rush hour on 32nd... and a reffer trailor... and i was in a hurrt to get to butler machinery...
so, jonny... did that make you feel cool you fucktard? all i would have needed to do is not hit the brakes as hard and you would have been toast... cant wait to see you at the show... ill bring my front end loader and run the forks through your car aso i cal load your PIECE OF SHIT CAR ONTO MY TRAILOR, AND BRING IT IN FOR SCRAP!.. BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOUR CAR IS A PILE OF SHIT!!!!
/END rant
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Apparently all this kid does is drive around. What are the chances of this guy having run ins with as many people on this form as he has? He's just set a new benchmark for douschebaggery. I don't think he left wisconsin to go to college, I think they kicked him out.
Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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I will be at P10 and will be wearing a red ferrari puma track jacket. I probably wont show up until 8 o clock. If you want to race me afterwards make sure you have cash on hand that goes to a neutral person at the show. I will smoke you all. You dont want to mess with me, I will have my entourage there also.
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your entourage? you mean your friends from your special needs classes and your RA?
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come on dsohm, I will bet you. Just come talk to me at P10. I guarantee the car I drive there will smoke you. Monte Power!
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Well my montel carlo runs 365 days a year, it must suck to only run 5 days of the year. Sucka.
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Johnny Carlo;184655 wrote:
I will be at P10 and will be wearing a red ferrari puma track jacket. I probably wont show up until 8 o clock. If you want to race me afterwards make sure you have cash on hand that goes to a neutral person at the show. I will smoke you all. You dont want to mess with me, I will have my entourage there also.Holy Shit! It's Ali G, I loved him in Borat! Or maybe he's just bosnian.
Also, is it me, or did his typing and language skills make a drastic change?
Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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D S ohM;184698 wrote:
Either someone is typing for him or he got ahold of some fucking Ritalin!!!mommy mustve sent him his medicine
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So you have an entourage already of new friends at college?? Yet you haven't gotten invited to any parties??
And im impressed, a stock car that runs year round......good work, especially since it is a GM.
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Johnny Carlo;184655 wrote:
I will be at P10 and will be wearing a red ferrari puma track jacket. I probably wont show up until 8 o clock. If you want to race me afterwards make sure you have cash on hand that goes to a neutral person at the show. I will smoke you all. You dont want to mess with me, I will have my entourage there also.I'll still kick your ass with my non-running audi which may be running this friday...
Josh
PS: You sound like the annoying little kid who'll do anything to fit in, like jump over the fence into a mean dog's yard to get the baseball...
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