Monte Carlo
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This has to be someone thats already on here......right? No one can actually be this dumb. This thread reminds me of the FASTLS posts.
Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car
Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall
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I was too lazy to read his threads, now im sad that i have been missing out on them. Why do you need help from people on here when you and your roommate have so much knowledge of cars that you can do it yourself??
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Johnny Carlo;183801 wrote:
Do you guys want to help me build my car? I want to go to the race track and race my car! My roomate found these cars for me. What would I do to make my car fast like these Monte Carlos?Alright if you want help here you go.
Johnny Carlos--------> CLICK LINKS :icon_thumright: .
**The first link is good as a technical reference, a lot of links to manuals and support. **
http://montecarloss.comThis site has lots of images that could also be resourceful as well.
http://http://www.montecarloclub.com/Hopefully you can come out some time!
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so is this a joke or is this guy serious...this also reminds me of yellowjacket
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yeah i got a sweet pm too,
ur a faggit. quit being dumb.
not bad, but i envy parker, at least he got a more detailed analysis.
AND, nitrous has absolutely no affect on the longevity of the car, nitrous does not blow up cars, THE FUCKIN IDIOT BEHIND THE WHEEL BLOWS UP CARS. Ive sprayed plenty of NO2 in my day, and until you go over the 200hp area on pretty much any car, your not gonna wreck it.
But, dont listen to me, cause you think my car is shitty and its boring here. OH, and i dont know what the hell im doing.
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Parker;183819 wrote:
Being an idiot on a local car forum- FREEBlaming ADD as the reason you can't type worth a shit AND being an idiot at the same time -FREE
Calling people you dont know names on a local board because they made fun of you for being an idiot that cant type AND getting you ass beat because of it(< -- one breath ) -PRICELESS
i second this comment.... wtf dude seriously
Originally Posted by 00vtec View Post
I take cash or check. True honda owners can hear it in anything no matter what the mods."Imo kick yo ass so hard that candy comes out"
hung like a butterfly but stings like a bee....
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Y are 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlos gay? They are fast. I think they evn beat SRT-4s. Can I reace your SRT-4? You must be a racer too. Where do the racers hang out? I want too meet the racers here.
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Johnny Carlo;184034 wrote:
Y are 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlos gay? They are fast. I think they evn beat SRT-4s. Can I reace your SRT-4? You must be a racer too. Where do the racers hang out? I want too meet the racers here.ROFL. I'd love to see you try to beat even a stock SRT-4.
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this guy is a joke. im sure all the "fast cars" back in wisconsin are monte carlos and some 80s beaters. word of advice, figure your shit out now before the hole youre digging gets too deep.
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Johnny Carlo;184034 wrote:
Y are 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlos gay? They are fast. I think they evn beat SRT-4s. Can I reace your SRT-4? You must be a racer too. Where do the racers hang out? I want too meet the racers here.You had two chances this weekend to meet people, read ALL the damn threads.
Plus, you'll have another chance this up coming weekend to meet people and see some badass cars at the Perfect 10 show at the civic center on saturday the 15th and a chance to race, all you want, on sunday the 16th in sabin, just east of moorehead on interstate. Take the exit marked "Sabin" head south, it's on the right, you can't miss it, you'll see all the "Fast" cars there. I'm pretty sure almost everybody here on this forum will line up with you, that's if you actually still want to race after seeing what fargo and the surrounding area has to offer.And for the love of fucking god, STOP CALLING US RACERS! It's lamer than a fucking V6 camaro !
To makes things even clearer click these, there flyers, with pictures and bright shiny colors.
Perfect 10 Show Link
Tintmasters Street Legal Drags LinkTo make it easier yet, here's the damn directions
Interstate Drag Ways (Sabin)Zoom out to show surrounding area
Fargo Civic Auditorium(Perfect 10 Show)Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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and just for reference
2000 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS 7.9 16.1
2002 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS (auto) 8.6 16.6 (C&D Nov. ‘02)
2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS 6.5 15.1 (C&D)and
2003 Dodge SRT-4 5.6 14.1
2004 Dodge SRT-4 5.3 13.9 -
too bad his isnt even the SS model..lol
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yeah no shit. stock civics are faster than his monte carlo.
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Johnny Carlo;184034 wrote:
Y are 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlos gay? They are fast. I think they evn beat SRT-4s. Can I reace your SRT-4? You must be a racer too. Where do the racers hang out? I want too meet the racers here.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d0cl6sHU30&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpBinfWkL5M&mode=related&search=
do a little research bud
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Johnny Carlo;184034 wrote:
Y are 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlos gay? They are fast. I think they evn beat SRT-4s. Can I reace your SRT-4? You must be a racer too. Where do the racers hang out? I want too meet the racers here.Hay karlo, I'll kik ur azz wit my non-running Audi. V6 wanna be muscle cars blow.
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