Monte Carlo
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Y are 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlos gay? They are fast. I think they evn beat SRT-4s. Can I reace your SRT-4? You must be a racer too. Where do the racers hang out? I want too meet the racers here.
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Johnny Carlo;184034 wrote:
Y are 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlos gay? They are fast. I think they evn beat SRT-4s. Can I reace your SRT-4? You must be a racer too. Where do the racers hang out? I want too meet the racers here.ROFL. I'd love to see you try to beat even a stock SRT-4.
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this guy is a joke. im sure all the "fast cars" back in wisconsin are monte carlos and some 80s beaters. word of advice, figure your shit out now before the hole youre digging gets too deep.
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Johnny Carlo;184034 wrote:
Y are 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlos gay? They are fast. I think they evn beat SRT-4s. Can I reace your SRT-4? You must be a racer too. Where do the racers hang out? I want too meet the racers here.You had two chances this weekend to meet people, read ALL the damn threads.
Plus, you'll have another chance this up coming weekend to meet people and see some badass cars at the Perfect 10 show at the civic center on saturday the 15th and a chance to race, all you want, on sunday the 16th in sabin, just east of moorehead on interstate. Take the exit marked "Sabin" head south, it's on the right, you can't miss it, you'll see all the "Fast" cars there. I'm pretty sure almost everybody here on this forum will line up with you, that's if you actually still want to race after seeing what fargo and the surrounding area has to offer.And for the love of fucking god, STOP CALLING US RACERS! It's lamer than a fucking V6 camaro !
To makes things even clearer click these, there flyers, with pictures and bright shiny colors.
Perfect 10 Show Link
Tintmasters Street Legal Drags LinkTo make it easier yet, here's the damn directions
Interstate Drag Ways (Sabin)Zoom out to show surrounding area
Fargo Civic Auditorium(Perfect 10 Show)Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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and just for reference
2000 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS 7.9 16.1
2002 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS (auto) 8.6 16.6 (C&D Nov. ‘02)
2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS 6.5 15.1 (C&D)and
2003 Dodge SRT-4 5.6 14.1
2004 Dodge SRT-4 5.3 13.9 -
too bad his isnt even the SS model..lol
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yeah no shit. stock civics are faster than his monte carlo.
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Johnny Carlo;184034 wrote:
Y are 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlos gay? They are fast. I think they evn beat SRT-4s. Can I reace your SRT-4? You must be a racer too. Where do the racers hang out? I want too meet the racers here.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d0cl6sHU30&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpBinfWkL5M&mode=related&search=
do a little research bud
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Johnny Carlo;184034 wrote:
Y are 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlos gay? They are fast. I think they evn beat SRT-4s. Can I reace your SRT-4? You must be a racer too. Where do the racers hang out? I want too meet the racers here.Hay karlo, I'll kik ur azz wit my non-running Audi. V6 wanna be muscle cars blow.
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Johnny Carlo;184034 wrote:
Y are 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlos gay? They are fast. I think they evn beat SRT-4s. Can I reace your SRT-4? You must be a racer too. Where do the racers hang out? I want too meet the racers here.You r a retard.....are you aware? Its easy to talk shit over the net instead in front of someone. Put your money where your mouth is and lets see how fast your piece O shit is. My stang is not as fast as some of these cars on this forum but I'll line up against you. SABIN the 16th. Look for the teal fox mustang. Ha like your gunna show anywayz.
I dont even know you but i know that i already hate you. NOOBS coming on here acting like their car is the shit! And for the love of GOD!!!!! Learn to spell use proper f_cking grammar!!!!!! Your posts hurt my head trying to read them. Im done ranting bout you now........you can go die in a fire now.......k thx bye!
Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car
Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall
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Ok, time for me to rant now too.
I was out today, on my way to Best Buy with my wife and kid in our Murano and some jackass in a Monte Carlo cut me off as well just so he could pull up next to some ghetto-ass-rusty-civic w/ an APC sticker in the rear window and rev at him and try and get him to race. Long story short, the civic didn't bite so the Monte Carlo owner (whom I'm assuming is Johnny Carlo) flips him off, jacks his brakes (causing me to nearly slam into him, had to break hard enough that Jaiden started crying) and swerves in behind the civic and starts tailgating. I was PISSED to say the least, unfortunately, I had to turn before I could get the plate number or else his ass would have been called in to the local PD.
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^^^ LOL at that shit
Hey chuck, sucks the family was with, anyone with a half-ass shitty car ever sees this guy doing something like this, take him out. My car is pretty nice, but if i was in chucks position today (without the family though), i would have guardrailed that fucker so hard his insurance would be buying me a new vette. SO, if your reading this JOHNNY CARLO, fuck you, youve been more than warned.
Gary
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Out of state for sure...didn't pay that much attention. At first I thought it was just an idiot driver, by the time I put 2 & 2 together I and realized it was "Johnny" it was too late, I just know it wasn't a ND plate.
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