Split Joels hardtop thread

[bubba]

It's E-beer and E-pizza...u can buy it no matter how old u are...just click the of age button or a fake DOB...kinda like porn, lmao

[thurmanmerman]

zbrown;203714 wrote:
How old is this John? and what was the whole story on the SLS thing, will someone share becasue i have never really heard

thanks

PS. I am a poor ass farmer and i dont hit my GF

Hitting sheep would be animal abuse. :icon_geek:

[bubba]

U just had to mention sheep....now Faber is gonna get all aroused...

[thurmanmerman]

bubba;203784 wrote:
U just had to mention sheep....now Faber is gonna get all aroused...

Faber seems to get aroused by anything other than females. I think if it came down to having sex with a girl or buying another 240, well, i think we all know the answer to that one.:poon:

[Parker]

so should i be cleaning my guns?

[KA-T_240]

thurmanmerman;203789 wrote:
Faber seems to get aroused by anything other than females. I think if it came down to having sex with a girl or buying another 240, well, i think we all know the answer to that one.:poon:

If I had a 240 for everytime I turned down your mom, I would be a billionaire from selling them.

[thurmanmerman]

KA-T_240;203793 wrote:
If I had a 240 for everytime I turned down your mom, I would be a billionaire from selling them.

Everyone knows that you keep turning her down because you are afraid of vagina.

[KA-T_240]

I have seen better vaginas in a roast beef sandwich from Arbys.

[Parker]

....thats a good one i had to write that one down

[thurmanmerman]

KA-T_240;203795 wrote:
I have seen better vagina in my roast beef sandwich from Arbys.

Thats the only vagina youve seen.

[Parker]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo........

[Parker]

DING!!!! round three!!!

[Rexwagon]

Anyways lets stay on track with John being a total douche that beats on girls.

[Afsil80]

thurmanmerman;203789 wrote:
Faber seems to get aroused by anything other than females. I think if it came down to having sex with a girl or buying another 240, well, i think we all know the answer to that one.:poon:

New sig. quote!

[Joel]

I like soup.

[MisterCMK]

So Johnnny boy, are you going to come in here and tell us what is really going on or are you going to hide like a little bitch. BTW, couldn't pay your own bond, eh?

[capitlj]

I don't know you but hitting a woman in any way, is absolutly inexcusable. I hope you get some jail time and a guy my size makes <u>you</u> his girlfriend and then beats <u>you</u> like the bitch that <u>you</u> are.

[RidinRails]

MisterCMK;203831 wrote:
So Johnnny boy, are you going to come in here and tell us what is really going on or are you going to hide like a little bitch. BTW, couldn't pay your own bond, eh?

no, i dont need to come in here and tell everyone whats going on...because everyseems to know beings they like to say im "beating on girls" right? so who has the real story here? joellen? thurmanmurmaid? they seem to think they know more about my life than i do so why dont they chime in here and let me know what happened?

I've never even met this mermaid guy so he's getting all his information from joel....and joel gets all his information from eaze dropping on other peoples conversations so he only hears every other word.

And wow your right, i couldnt pay my own bond...kinda hard to do that when your in custody...moron!

but like everyone else with the stupid jail comments like capitalj, its jail, not the state penn.

Oh and for those that dont know, Jail, is basically the same thing as pracs except you cant use your cell phone, and they dont draw blood.
You get paid for it, they feed you, you live for free, and then you leave.

so again, who can tell me the story about me "beating on girls"

[amicheze]

You're just too much of a pussy to post your own side of the story. Way to be a little bitch.

[thurmanmerman]

amicheze;203847 wrote:
You're just too much of a pussy to post your own side of the story. Way to be a little bitch.

+11tybillion